Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
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My Chuck Norris Story:
A few years back I was watching the old Bruce Lee chestnut, Return of the Dragon and I'm at the climatic fight scene between Lee and Chuck Norris, and there they are, these two opposing martial art combatants - all sweaty and shirtless and my brother walks into the room just as there is a close up of Norris hairy upper torso and he says "So what, that was buff in the 70's? Looks like a plumber. Dude should shave some of that off...."
So fo rme Chuck Norris is always "Buff in the 70's" and no late night infomercial is going to change that.