Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris's real name is Bartholomeu Van Norris. and the story of how he bacame the legend known as Chuck was on this sunny day when Bart was out being gay with his friends climbing trees andd his best friend Auffhuestein tripple dog dared him to climmb the most ferorcious tree in the land. so as the gay skinny kid Bart accended up the tree the sky started to darken and rain started to fall. Bart then started to decend only to be hit with rocks and dirtbombs by all his so called friends clling him pussy and girly, he started crying but couldnt take the rocks denting his frail white virgin gay skin [whoa there MrDinky] he started to climb back up but he was only half way up when lighting from the sky came crashing down on the branch he was holding causing him to fall...Bartholomeu Van Norris fell onto a large branch weith legs spilt wide smashing his balls to smush giving him the name of CHUCK NORRIS!