Trees & Global Warming
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- todelete__20
now YOU'RE finally catching on. +1 for a sense of humor.
- Crouwel0
Smells like agricultural fascism to me..
TheTick
(Dec 27 05, 10:00)don't you dare calling k0na a fascist!
legless trees have done nothing but evil to us..
k0na means well to the people and the new breed of legged trees..
HAIL KONA!
HAIL KONA!
- todelete__20
k0na means well to the people and the new breed of legged trees..
HAIL KONA!
HAIL KONA!
Crouwel
(Dec 27 05, 10:07)*puts down new chainsaw
er....
YES! YES I do NOT mean any harm.
- TheTick0
legless trees have done nothing but evil to us..
Crouwel
(Dec 27 05, 10:07)Legged Tree Radical #1: What have trees ever done for us!!
Legged Tree Radical #2: yeah, but they have given us oxygen
Legged Tree Radical #1: Right, sure..oxygen. OK, besides oxygen, what have trees ever done for us, eh? Nothing..
Legged Tree Radical #2: Well, they have given us shade on hot summer days
Legged Tree Radical #1: OK. Fine..OPK, besides Oxygen and shade, what good ar etrees to us?! Exact..
Legged Tree Radical #2: Well, they've given us wood.
Legged Tree Radical #1: What?
Legged Tree Radical #2: Wood. You know, we build stuff out of it. And, oh yeah..we make fire form it to stay warm in the winter..
Legged Tree Radical #1: (grumbling) OK, fine. Sure. OK, besides, oxygen, shade, building material and a combustable source of fuel, I ask you. what have trees EVER given to us..
Legged Tree Radical #2: Well teh autumn foilage is nice too..
Legged Tree Radical #1:
Oh bugger off...fucking splitter...
- TheTick0
stabbing hobos is a bad thing? Man, I have so much to learn about living in your world man..
- JazX0
Tick, I know you're goofin', but it's just the contrast that makes me laugh. You have these stalwart super-lefty enviro-hippy trash heads that talk nothing but smack all day. save the planet, don't drive a car, don't use air-conditioners, plant trees.
Ohhh, wait, now if you plant trees it can actually hurt the earth. funny hahahhaha
- todelete__20
stabbing hobos is a bad thing? Man, I have so much to learn about living in your world man..
TheTick
(Dec 27 05, 10:16)i have a book coming out soon.
i'll send it to you.
- JazX0
- TheTick0
Ohhh, wait, now if you plant trees it can actually hurt the earth. funny hahahhaha
JazX
(Dec 27 05, 10:17)---------------------
Well, it's not really what the article says. You don't hurt the earth by planting trees. The earth, and trees don't give ahit where they grow. You negatively effect the climate for humanity depending on where we (humans) plant said trees.I mean, all the "earth friendly" criticisms always strike me a sbizre. Hey, I love our little blue green marble, but I'm basically Humanity friendly, you know? I'd like our climate to be most suitable for the success of our species..and amazingly that's something we can control. I never hear abou tthat - just "tree huggers" enviro-nuts"..whenever I hear these people talk they seem to have humanity's survival as the key issue...
- JazX0
I'm not trying to pick an environmentalism fight. I just find it funny, whether he's right or wrong about. It's all theory and speculation anywayz.
Whilst in college, I heard countless so-called experts from both sides, try and prove their point.
- pavlovs_dog0
" I wish science wouldn't be hearalded as fact... "
wtf @ yous not getting it.
unlike religious mythologies, science only claims to descibe the world, not define it in absolutes.
it is most wonderful when proved wrong or ambigious... has any religion ever done that? EVER?
take farmed salmon.
studies show that if i eat this say, three times a week, my risk of heart disease will go down. ...but diffirent research shows my rish of cancer will go up.
those devious scientists obvisously dont know what the fuck is going on...
or do they?certian fats in the salmon do reduce heart disease... but these same fats concentrate carcinogens from the fish meal they eat.
the world grows more complex and peolpe seem to view it in simpler and simpler terms.
dangerous.
- Crouwel0
legless trees have done nothing but evil to us..
Crouwel
(Dec 27 05, 10:07)Legged Tree Radical #1: What have trees ever done for us!!
Legged Tree Radical #2: yeah, but they have given us oxygen
Legged Tree Radical #1: Right, sure..oxygen. OK, besides oxygen, what have trees ever done for us, eh? Nothing..
Legged Tree Radical #2: Well, they have given us shade on hot summer days
Legged Tree Radical #1: OK. Fine..OPK, besides Oxygen and shade, what good ar etrees to us?! Exact..
Legged Tree Radical #2: Well, they've given us wood.
Legged Tree Radical #1: What?
Legged Tree Radical #2: Wood. You know, we build stuff out of it. And, oh yeah..we make fire form it to stay warm in the winter..
Legged Tree Radical #1: (grumbling) OK, fine. Sure. OK, besides, oxygen, shade, building material and a combustable source of fuel, I ask you. what have trees EVER given to us..
Legged Tree Radical #2: Well teh autumn foilage is nice too..
Legged Tree Radical #1:
Oh bugger off...fucking splitter...
TheTick
(Dec 27 05, 10:12)HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
+10
- Crouwel0
farmed salmon is shite anyway.
it is like growing chicken on a tree..
doesn't make sense..
- TheTick0
take farmed salmon.
dangerous.
pavlovs_dog
(Dec 27 05, 10:29)Well, that's how the media woulda edited your post....
And I'll take farmed salmon, I am a bit hungry..
- TheTick0
it is like growing chicken on a tree..
Crouwel
(Dec 27 05, 10:33)See, chicken on a tree!! Now that's good science!! And good eatin' too!
(and crouwel thanks for finally getting the Python reference there before..)
- pavlovs_dog0
Ohhh, wait, now if you plant trees it can actually hurt the earth. funny hahahhaha
JazX
(Dec 27 05, 10:17)weakness.
fuck the fence straddler.
the vast majority of scienists agree that pumping co2 into the atmosphere will alter the climate... definative evidence of the EXACT effects will come far too late.
and i could give a fuck about the "enviroment". my would view is entirely anthrocentric.
if our species is to survive the next few centuries, illogical viewpoints (like yours) have to be destroyed.
choose a fucking side.
- Crouwel0
oh man i am totally python nuts again. i got a few dvd's this xmas with python stuff!!
:D
- TheTick0
illogical viewpoints (like yours) have to be destroyed.
choose a fucking side.
pavlovs_dog
(Dec 27 05, 10:35)-----------------
Now, PD, let's not bicker and argue about whose illogical viewpoints have to be destroyed...it kills the mood, you know...and JazX will always, consistenly choose one side: his own.
- TheTick0
illogical viewpoints (like yours) have to be destroyed.
choose a fucking side.
pavlovs_dog
(Dec 27 05, 10:35)-----------------
Now, PD, let's not bicker and argue about whose illogical viewpoints have to be destroyed...it kills the mood, you know...and JazX will always, consistenly choose one side: his own.