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- ********0
kOna, that's ridiculous, they should give you at least 1K
man
- ********0
did i mention we cleared 2 billion plus last year?
cleared....
- ********0
ohh man, that's just plain sad. cheap @sses
- carver0
christ allmighty, what the hell you wanting bonuses for, how long have you been working for?? a bonus for what?? to buy lego said one kid on here...jaysus..buy some swarfega and a fucking cock would ya?? the half of you are probably still students or something like that eh? tell you what tho'.. i been in the industry for years, now at acting senior management level...and i've never seen so many folk clammering for bonuses as this year.....i was pestered at my office party by two birds that i employed in august, they were pestering me for sex an that, there and then or even the next day, or anytime even. so i made up some cock and bull about -"yeah ya'll be getting a bonus and they went as horny as fuck..i done the young one in the bogs later that night and other i spent a tender weekend with cos she was a bit older(21), she had a tongue it her head so it was ok, most of the birds i pull that age or younger don't talk much so..'yeah mickey, whatever you say mickey...blah gab-gab-gab gobby fucking rabbit..etc.so it was alrite to be walking about in tulse hill on sunday without some madhead thinking i was a pederast with money. well the money bits right, cos i got a bonus last friday. quite tidy actually. four of us did, none the birds i screwed either! daft eh?
- -sputnik-0
i've only been at my job over a month, so i'm not getting squat.
plus i get next monday off for christmas, and then the following for new year's day. i remember getting or being able to take off the whole week in between...but not this year.
i'm tired.
- bulletfactory0
i have been rather jealous of this thread because i don't get a bonus, but then i started thinking....
i don't have to go back to work until Jan 3 and i'm paid for every weekday, so i suppose i do get a bonus in that way. :)
- imnotnate0
we gave out good bonuses this year... people have been workin hard!
- jevad0
sorted this year
- spendogg0
I gave Jevad my christmas bonus.
- 5timuli0
YEEEEEHAAAAAWWWWW!
I got mine :D
600 dings of a unicorn's bell! Thank you Mr Jesus!
- ********0
a lovely bag of coal
- mg330
I get one each year, and I think I got my best one this year.
I just wish that if they really wanted to give you X amount, for example, $2,000, they would give you enough above $2,000 so you actually got 2K after taxes.
I know tons of people who complain about that!
- -sputnik-0
bullet, a couple of weeks off is a pretty nice bonus, depending on your salary.
i'd honestly really rather have time off to spend with my hon than more money.
- tkmeister0
where is my bonus!!!
oh, i forgot. i don't have a job.
- 5timuli0
bullet, a couple of weeks off is a pretty nice bonus, depending on your salary.
i'd honestly really rather have time off to spend with my hon than more money.
-sputnik-
(Dec 22 05, 07:27)You know with enough money you can buy all the women you need...
- -sputnik-0
lol @ 5timuli...i see a chick every time i look in the mirror!
hehe.
- vwsung18t0
we might get around $300. but rumor has it we might not get anything at all.
- durang0
I got $2500 and all of next week off, woo hoo! Up until this year I didnt get shit... not that I wanted shit, I have enough of my own.
- mxhxr100
a ham
- ********0
**Breaking News**
--------------------I've been awarded Jelly Of The Month as a bonus
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