drunk and disorderly
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- Rand0
at four star restaurant in new york, dashing and dapper in a dark italian suit, stood up to make a toast, projectile vomited all over everyone in attendance
- MLP0
now that's class
- JazX0
everyone that's new at my place has to make a video for the holiday party... its going to be dumb.
MLP
(Dec 15 05, 06:23)I'd do a porno and dress up as a turtle, so if I got embarrassed, I could tuck my head in my half shell
- chossy0
Oh Rand thats a beauty!!!
- Rand0
confession: it didn't happen
- chossy0
You are a fud Rand.
still though he he, you wee sly trickster.
- MLP0
we did this chrismahanakwanzaka type skit and i was the CEO playing baby jesus
- Rand0
it just felt right--like it should have happened, or well might have happened
- GouchoMarx0
ah this one fuckin time a few years back, I was staying in a hostel down waterloo so you can imagine the sorts in there - my mate Jock had sold all his issues and gotten himself fixed up on scag, so we're all playing pool an that, one second he's flying round the table next he's half asleep just swaying around his cue like, anyway, we'd all been swilling spesh and knockin back some jellies and a few hits on the white and brown, pretty friar tucked I tell ya, the night warden comes through and she's this big fat lass Laura, fat but all cuddly like, all the regulars love feeding the horse some sugar lumps when they could, and enjoy the slap to follow, I know the saucy mare fucking loved it she did, it was all a game!! Anyway, she comes through and she's all "look at you blokes, a bloody mess you are" she shouts, waking Jock up from his cue slumber, and he falls over and knocks his block on the edge of the table, the boys are having a bubble as he's bleedin on the deck, Laura steps over and slaps his cheeks to bring him round, after a minute or two of this he snaps to life and grabs her right on her big old hair pie and he's foamin at the mouth all sorts of profanity "give me ya cunt! give me ya cunt ya dirrty batch and I'll give ye a christmas beard ya willnae ferget!!" - Laura is fuckin steamin and she fair cops him a right hook on the cheek just as he's urging to vomit, fuckin sprays puke all over scouse billy's new balance, so billy kicks his teeth and then bobby and barry the mancs step in to break it up, barry slips on the puke and falls, as he goes down he grabs laura's top and it rips straight down the front - her big old dinner lady tits are bouncing all over and she falls along with barry oh fucking ell you can picture it!! there's Jock out cold in a swamp of blood and puke with barry and laura now on top of them all, all tits and tramps writhing about trying to get out of this fuckin disgusting mess hahaha fuckin pissin me self I tell ya!!
- cruz_azul0
my bro's company gave away free PSP's to everyone ,
One year we had it , there was this mystirious fine looking lady , turn out to be the book keeper from our work, she dressed up and did her make up .... I got taken care of, it was great