drunk and disorderly
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- honest
having been inspired by the Felt bros' account of a great drunken night, have you got any company Christmas drunken dinner stories to share?
The do's I've been to are quite tame, but one year the new girl fell asleep in the loo of the restaurant we were in and we'd taken her for lost and even sent out a search party for the poor lass along the high street.
- skt0
Not very exciting but I got a bit pished at last years one and sat the boss down and asked him why everyone in the film industry was jewish and if that's why we got so many contracts. "I mean do you all just give each other jobs?" etc etc..
He's never mentioned it again.
- kelpie0
hahaha brilliant !
- honest0
was he jewish himself?
- skt0
yes.
- 5timuli0
I'll let you know on Monday.
- honest0
I'll let you know on Monday.
5timuli
(Dec 15 05, 03:28)we expect pictures
- skt0
Yeah, mines tomorrow and all.
Must have a large breakfast.
- 5timuli0
Only dodgy one I've had was at a work do on a Wednesday night - completely blotto and didn't get home until about 5am. Was supposed to start work again at 9am but I woke up at 3:30pm and didn't bother calling in. Just went in on Friday as if nothing happened.
It didn't work.
- DavidFelt0
ive got about three, very very good ones! bit busy now but ill post em up lata.... theyll be worth the wait.... all i say is:
wearing nothing but a bit bag, glitter and plastic lips (out of a cracker)
spud-u-like
replica desert eagle
being found by my boss with a girl under my desk
magic bus!
- MichaelFelt0
The good old days at influence design!
- agentfour0
our xmas party starts in 5 minutes! so i'll let you know toomorrow.
- honest0
our xmas party starts in 5 minutes! so i'll let you know toomorrow.
agentfour
(Dec 15 05, 03:41)sex and drugs and rock and roll, i expect nothing less
- DavidFelt0
sorry, stories to follow, ive hijacked someone elses xmas party so im off to create another memorable night for everyone involved!!!!!!
lata!
- kelpie0
you're the coolest, dave. God bless you.
- carver0
other than the tale i told you about last years party when i convinced the pissed chick(hahah i spiked her mule!)- to sit on the the glass table and empty her bowels, while i lay underneath getting a flooty, that was daft...this year was pretty tame. i was walking home and seen these chicks walking along eating from a fucking turkish nosh bag right, an i was desperate for a spew, and i was also desperate to have these two chicks in shop doorway, so i went right into the cashline thingy on the wall and puked all over the keyboard and display, wiped ma gob and as i turned round these chicks are just oggling me saying 'nice arse'-'cool clothes'- 'nice hair and that'- so i says to them, fancy coming back to mine, we'll get a cab, so i had to go back an punch my fucking numbers into the cashline which was covered in spewed up sushi and guinness and that..so i withdraws £400 and we hails a cab back to my rented gaff, not me burds..when gots them home and do them both while i was wearing my glentoran top! then my mate rich comes home with his bloody reindeer deelyboppers and he speared the pair of them aswell...christmas, you gotta love it...daft eh??
- DavidFelt0
why thanks kelpie, ill just finish this bottle of rose and then its uptown we go, debauchery and much silliness await! ahoy there!!!!!!!
- MLP0
drunk and disorderly = me at the company party tonight
- chossy0
I won a music competition at one years christmas party, then told the pregnant wife of one of the guys at my old work while rubbing her back that she was old but still a 'Cracker', and managed to also insult the lesbian partner of yet another work collegue by saying I could cure her.
- JazX0
my boss is Jewish, he don't do Christmas parties
booooooooooooooooooooo!!
- MLP0
everyone that's new at my place has to make a video for the holiday party... its going to be dumb.