drunk and disorderly
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ah this one fuckin time a few years back, I was staying in a hostel down waterloo so you can imagine the sorts in there - my mate Jock had sold all his issues and gotten himself fixed up on scag, so we're all playing pool an that, one second he's flying round the table next he's half asleep just swaying around his cue like, anyway, we'd all been swilling spesh and knockin back some jellies and a few hits on the white and brown, pretty friar tucked I tell ya, the night warden comes through and she's this big fat lass Laura, fat but all cuddly like, all the regulars love feeding the horse some sugar lumps when they could, and enjoy the slap to follow, I know the saucy mare fucking loved it she did, it was all a game!! Anyway, she comes through and she's all "look at you blokes, a bloody mess you are" she shouts, waking Jock up from his cue slumber, and he falls over and knocks his block on the edge of the table, the boys are having a bubble as he's bleedin on the deck, Laura steps over and slaps his cheeks to bring him round, after a minute or two of this he snaps to life and grabs her right on her big old hair pie and he's foamin at the mouth all sorts of profanity "give me ya cunt! give me ya cunt ya dirrty batch and I'll give ye a christmas beard ya willnae ferget!!" - Laura is fuckin steamin and she fair cops him a right hook on the cheek just as he's urging to vomit, fuckin sprays puke all over scouse billy's new balance, so billy kicks his teeth and then bobby and barry the mancs step in to break it up, barry slips on the puke and falls, as he goes down he grabs laura's top and it rips straight down the front - her big old dinner lady tits are bouncing all over and she falls along with barry oh fucking ell you can picture it!! there's Jock out cold in a swamp of blood and puke with barry and laura now on top of them all, all tits and tramps writhing about trying to get out of this fuckin disgusting mess hahaha fuckin pissin me self I tell ya!!