drunk and disorderly
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- carver0
other than the tale i told you about last years party when i convinced the pissed chick(hahah i spiked her mule!)- to sit on the the glass table and empty her bowels, while i lay underneath getting a flooty, that was daft...this year was pretty tame. i was walking home and seen these chicks walking along eating from a fucking turkish nosh bag right, an i was desperate for a spew, and i was also desperate to have these two chicks in shop doorway, so i went right into the cashline thingy on the wall and puked all over the keyboard and display, wiped ma gob and as i turned round these chicks are just oggling me saying 'nice arse'-'cool clothes'- 'nice hair and that'- so i says to them, fancy coming back to mine, we'll get a cab, so i had to go back an punch my fucking numbers into the cashline which was covered in spewed up sushi and guinness and that..so i withdraws £400 and we hails a cab back to my rented gaff, not me burds..when gots them home and do them both while i was wearing my glentoran top! then my mate rich comes home with his bloody reindeer deelyboppers and he speared the pair of them aswell...christmas, you gotta love it...daft eh??