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- Gucci0
seriously... 2 out of 10 folks surveyed said they wiped back to front.
*gross alert*
i wondered aloud how the crust from one's own ass juice (when not wiped properly) didn't bunch up and stink just under your bag.
- JazX0
you can't buy good clothes and then put them on some sh*tty wirehanger. I hate thems things
- cruz_azul0
gross alert
"i wondered aloud how the crust from one's own ass juice (when not wiped properly) didn't bunch up and stink just under your bag."----------------------
crotch rot
- todelete__20
how do you hang your hangers on the rack? hook towards you, or away from you?
--hook away from me. shirts pointing the same way, pants the same way too. all color coordinated.which way do you hang your toilet paper? paper hanging in front or back?
--paper hanging over the front. it's proper.wipe back to front or front to back?
--wipe?!?seems these areas have got some CRAZY neurosis attached to them.
Case in point: i HAVE to switch the toilet paper when it's not hanging from the front.
--i do it too. it's crazy. if they have the tp going in the other direction that is a manditory upper decker.
- Nairn0
this goes back to the simple reasoning that you should Never sleep with people at festivals,
Ever.
Maybe I'm a prude, but no - never.
Leave it a week, give her a call - y'know, romance a little, sure.
Just think of the toilets.
- Nairn0
..and kOna HAS to wipe his ass on at least one hobo a week.
Backwards, forwards - it's not important. It's the quality of hobo that counts.
- todelete__20
tru dat nairn. tru dat!
- JazX0
...seems these areas have got some CRAZY neurosis attached to them...
kOna
(Dec 9 05, 08:45)And I thought I was the only one with neurosis of the liver.
Pheeeww, that's a relief...
- fifty500
crotch rot
cruz_azul
(Dec 9 05, 08:43)-----------------------
Sackfunk
- chossy0
When I go to the dunny I whip the tweeds down take a pony then clean up pop the tweeds back on and go about my day.
When I am tired I go to bed and have a bit of a kip.
When I eat I opne my mouth and fire stuff into it I have no neurosisis atall.
Except when I see muckle cans I HAVE to touch them.
- Gucci0
oh... and mistakenly used a bidet as a waterfountain once....
ouch
- fifty500
On the Simpsons episode where Bart and Lisa are taken into foster care with the Flanders’, one of the reasons given by the social workers was “toilet paper hung in improper overhand fashion.”
That kinda pissed me off a little bit but I looked into it a little further – yeah I got nothing better to do – and it seems most women hang it underhand "because it's neat/tidy", and guys hang it overhand "because it's easier to find the end when you wanna wipe your ass." At least that seems to be the general consensus.
- Gucci0
man. women are crazy.
nothing neat and tidy about hangin it out the back.
- -sputnik-0
hangers away, shirts/pants facing same direction, paper hangs in front.
once in a while my better half will hang it facing away, and i switch it. for a while i felt bad for not letting it hang the way he decided to do it, but then i asked if it was a big deal to him. he doesn't care and hangs it either way, so now i switch it if it is "wrong".
i need help...
- JazX0
Hook away. I'm a drunk and I might poke my eye out.
- gruntt0
toilet paper from the front.
anyone who does otherwise is itching for a fight.
- Rand0
every which way
- no-spin-zone0
you have OCD
- Nairn0
We had a German housemate at University, who we called The Detail Meister after a VW ad at the time* and because he was so.. German. Everything had to be Just So and ordered.
Anyway, it was very easy to pick apart his world - every couple of days we'd turn around all the hangars in his wardrobe or mirror the [very particular] order of the food in his cupboards, logically re-jig the particulars of his finely tuned existence. Things so small and pointless, but constant, that you could feel the puzzlement when he came into the living room each morning - he knew things were changing, but quite how so, he obviously couldn't tell. It took him a long time to work out that it was down to his stupid stoner housemates, feeding his alien continental neuroses and confusion.
Needless to say, he didn't return to Germany filled with a vast amount of respect for his Island Monkeys brothers.
* (funny thing was, he then went back to Dusseldorf to become a Quality Engineer for VW)