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- -sputnik-0
hangers away, shirts/pants facing same direction, paper hangs in front.
once in a while my better half will hang it facing away, and i switch it. for a while i felt bad for not letting it hang the way he decided to do it, but then i asked if it was a big deal to him. he doesn't care and hangs it either way, so now i switch it if it is "wrong".
i need help...
- Gucci0
man. women are crazy.
nothing neat and tidy about hangin it out the back.
- fifty500
On the Simpsons episode where Bart and Lisa are taken into foster care with the Flanders’, one of the reasons given by the social workers was “toilet paper hung in improper overhand fashion.”
That kinda pissed me off a little bit but I looked into it a little further – yeah I got nothing better to do – and it seems most women hang it underhand "because it's neat/tidy", and guys hang it overhand "because it's easier to find the end when you wanna wipe your ass." At least that seems to be the general consensus.
- Gucci0
oh... and mistakenly used a bidet as a waterfountain once....
ouch
- chossy0
When I go to the dunny I whip the tweeds down take a pony then clean up pop the tweeds back on and go about my day.
When I am tired I go to bed and have a bit of a kip.
When I eat I opne my mouth and fire stuff into it I have no neurosisis atall.
Except when I see muckle cans I HAVE to touch them.
- fifty500
crotch rot
cruz_azul
(Dec 9 05, 08:43)-----------------------
Sackfunk
- JazX0
...seems these areas have got some CRAZY neurosis attached to them...
kOna
(Dec 9 05, 08:45)And I thought I was the only one with neurosis of the liver.
Pheeeww, that's a relief...
- todelete__20
tru dat nairn. tru dat!
- Nairn0
..and kOna HAS to wipe his ass on at least one hobo a week.
Backwards, forwards - it's not important. It's the quality of hobo that counts.
- Nairn0
this goes back to the simple reasoning that you should Never sleep with people at festivals,
Ever.
Maybe I'm a prude, but no - never.
Leave it a week, give her a call - y'know, romance a little, sure.
Just think of the toilets.
- todelete__20
how do you hang your hangers on the rack? hook towards you, or away from you?
--hook away from me. shirts pointing the same way, pants the same way too. all color coordinated.which way do you hang your toilet paper? paper hanging in front or back?
--paper hanging over the front. it's proper.wipe back to front or front to back?
--wipe?!?seems these areas have got some CRAZY neurosis attached to them.
Case in point: i HAVE to switch the toilet paper when it's not hanging from the front.
--i do it too. it's crazy. if they have the tp going in the other direction that is a manditory upper decker.
- cruz_azul0
gross alert
"i wondered aloud how the crust from one's own ass juice (when not wiped properly) didn't bunch up and stink just under your bag."----------------------
crotch rot
- JazX0
you can't buy good clothes and then put them on some sh*tty wirehanger. I hate thems things
- Gucci0
seriously... 2 out of 10 folks surveyed said they wiped back to front.
*gross alert*
i wondered aloud how the crust from one's own ass juice (when not wiped properly) didn't bunch up and stink just under your bag.
- Nairn0
LCDs don't shatter, silly.
Though.. er.. the battery in this laptop might suddenly explode, overheat and bake my balls, irradiate and sterilise, leak and chemical burn, become sentient and take me over.. aaar.. the fear
* pushes latop away slightly. puts tinfoil hat back on.
- flavorful0
ohh I have to come clean....
I can only use wooden hangers. I know, I'm such a fag
JazX
(Dec 9 05, 08:21)Hahaha, do you go to IKEA to get them like I do?
- khilled0
wipe back to front or front to back?
Who wipes their ass back to front? Maybe both ways as good scrubbin... but back to front?
- cruz_azul0
io might have a bit OCD , if there is such thing as a bit ... I am paranoid of people getting hurt , so dont read this with your face to close to the monitor cus it could shatter and cut ur face in a 100 places
- Nairn0
I know, wooden hangars!
;)