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- Gucci
how do you hang your hangers on the rack? hook towards you, or away from you?
which way do you hang your toilet paper? paper hanging in front or back?
wipe back to front or front to back?
seems these areas have got some CRAZY neurosis attached to them.
Case in point: i HAVE to switch the toilet paper when it's not hanging from the front.
- JazX0
Hook away. I'm a drunk and I might poke my eye out.
- gruntt0
toilet paper from the front.
anyone who does otherwise is itching for a fight.
- Rand0
every which way
- no-spin-zone0
you have OCD
- Nairn0
We had a German housemate at University, who we called The Detail Meister after a VW ad at the time* and because he was so.. German. Everything had to be Just So and ordered.
Anyway, it was very easy to pick apart his world - every couple of days we'd turn around all the hangars in his wardrobe or mirror the [very particular] order of the food in his cupboards, logically re-jig the particulars of his finely tuned existence. Things so small and pointless, but constant, that you could feel the puzzlement when he came into the living room each morning - he knew things were changing, but quite how so, he obviously couldn't tell. It took him a long time to work out that it was down to his stupid stoner housemates, feeding his alien continental neuroses and confusion.
Needless to say, he didn't return to Germany filled with a vast amount of respect for his Island Monkeys brothers.
* (funny thing was, he then went back to Dusseldorf to become a Quality Engineer for VW)
- JazX0
lol Nairn.
- flavorful0
Hangers, away ... and I hang everything in colour sequence.
Toilet Paper, has to be in front.
Wipe... I found this to be weird, I stand up. I didn't know this was weird until I heard people lean forward and jam their hand by the toilet water. Bleeech. (Or I just take a shower afterwards which is usually the case.)
I have a lot more weird things about me, but I think it's not OCD, I think I just acted like I did for so long to make people think that now they've become second nature.
- cruz_azul0
hook away, paper towrds ,
and for some strange reason I read magazines back to front , who knew ..?
- flavorful0
Nairn that is pretty funny. I'd probably be standing around exactly the same and then instead of trying to fix things I'd turn over a coffee table and walk out of the room muttering something about how Major League Baseball has a satelitte monitoring my every action.
- JazX0
ohh I have to come clean....
I can only use wooden hangers. I know, I'm such a fag
- Rand0
you have OCD
no-spin-zone
(Dec 9 05, 08:13)
- no-spin-zone0
this is abnormal behavior, you do know that right?
- Nairn0
I know, wooden hangars!
;)
- cruz_azul0
io might have a bit OCD , if there is such thing as a bit ... I am paranoid of people getting hurt , so dont read this with your face to close to the monitor cus it could shatter and cut ur face in a 100 places
- khilled0
wipe back to front or front to back?
Who wipes their ass back to front? Maybe both ways as good scrubbin... but back to front?
- flavorful0
ohh I have to come clean....
I can only use wooden hangers. I know, I'm such a fag
JazX
(Dec 9 05, 08:21)Hahaha, do you go to IKEA to get them like I do?
- Nairn0
LCDs don't shatter, silly.
Though.. er.. the battery in this laptop might suddenly explode, overheat and bake my balls, irradiate and sterilise, leak and chemical burn, become sentient and take me over.. aaar.. the fear
* pushes latop away slightly. puts tinfoil hat back on.
- Gucci0
seriously... 2 out of 10 folks surveyed said they wiped back to front.
*gross alert*
i wondered aloud how the crust from one's own ass juice (when not wiped properly) didn't bunch up and stink just under your bag.
- JazX0
you can't buy good clothes and then put them on some sh*tty wirehanger. I hate thems things
- cruz_azul0
gross alert
"i wondered aloud how the crust from one's own ass juice (when not wiped properly) didn't bunch up and stink just under your bag."----------------------
crotch rot