Hygiene
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- gruntt0
para - that was an internet hoax... good chance you already knew that and your just making a joke.
- kelpie0
sshhhhhhh.
- paraselene0
and the fucking life!
- JazX0
he that cometh on me get's a knuckle sandwich
- visualplane0
Yes, cleanliness is so important.
- 305artist0
Wow, and I met this guy that had crap on his pants today. He smelled. Should I have said something?
- Gucci0
nothing like being on the subway in the summer and having someone's curry flavoured armpit rest on your lower lip.
- horton0
i kinda like to stink.
- flavorful0
"Ass rag."
Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech!
- Gucci0
you know... i was at my buddy's house once and his mom came up and greeted me.
So, i stare at her ass as she turns around (we thought she was pretty hot at the time) and notice a square of paper hanging off it. Naturally, i grab the paper off and say "hey, this was stuck to you".
Well, wouldn't fate have it that as the air carressed the paper – turning it ever so gently – there was a giant turd stuck to it. I realized that was no ordinary piece of paper stuck to those skin tight jeans... it was an ass rag.
She murmured something about being embarrassed and carried on about her day not looking me squarely in the eye for months.
- paraselene0
wow, I never had any idea that personal hygiene was something the average man in the street should aspire to. I will take this knowledge and use it to enrich my life. thanks for this.
kelpie
(Dec 9 05, 07:17)perhaps one day you shall even take a wife!
really? an internet hoax? well, i'm still not taking my chances. lose your yayas?!?! i don't think so.
- canuck0
Wow, and I met this guy that had crap on his pants today. He smelled. Should I have said something?
305artist
(Dec 8 05, 19:19)That was me. And yes you should have said something.
- tkmeister0
i smell goooood!
- flavorful0
Actually, that is a hoax. My cousin used to tell me I was off my rocker because it causes cancer.
I at the time told him he was an arse.
Our friend's mom is a doctor ... she told us it's not true.
He still refuses to use an anti-perspirant to this day.
- gruntt0
your yayas are safe, para.
at least i think they are. maybe you should email a pho...
nevermind.
- JazX0
you're totally right. my gym is the same way. monkeys
- flavorful0
Didn't Matthew McConahay (spelling is wrong, who cares why should I know how) say in an interview he hasn't worn deodorant or anything hygenic his whole life and that a man should smell like a man?
...
Maybe you all work out with people who follow that stink mantra.
- paraselene0
the first rule in the joy of sex is not to remove any body hair or use deodorants.
i'm not so sure.
- Gucci0
i know that anti-perspirant has aluminum in it.
that' can't be too good for you...
i use it anyway though.
- cruz_azul0
I reek after a nice fat blunt , so I smoke bowls they make u smell less , but really who has time for showers .... and I dont mind a lil Amozonian aroma at all