Hygiene
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- Gucci
fuck people....
if you're going to be around others in public. take a shower.some people in the gym make me want to vomit. it's like they've got a rotting gerbil in their asscrack.
* or is that kOna with that sausage of his? *
either way, it's called soap folks....
- canuck0
..and anti-perspirant.
- visualplane0
Yes, cleanliness is so important.
- 305artist0
Wow, and I met this guy that had crap on his pants today. He smelled. Should I have said something?
- horton0
i kinda like to stink.
- Gucci0
you know... i was at my buddy's house once and his mom came up and greeted me.
So, i stare at her ass as she turns around (we thought she was pretty hot at the time) and notice a square of paper hanging off it. Naturally, i grab the paper off and say "hey, this was stuck to you".
Well, wouldn't fate have it that as the air carressed the paper – turning it ever so gently – there was a giant turd stuck to it. I realized that was no ordinary piece of paper stuck to those skin tight jeans... it was an ass rag.
She murmured something about being embarrassed and carried on about her day not looking me squarely in the eye for months.
- canuck0
Wow, and I met this guy that had crap on his pants today. He smelled. Should I have said something?
305artist
(Dec 8 05, 19:19)That was me. And yes you should have said something.
- visualplane0
Nice studio horton, I'm really jealous
- dablammit0
I live on Bayshore in Tampa, and the water fucking reeks like fecal matter every day, but that's where everyone likes to run. I've gotten so use to it now, I love taking in huge gulps of it as I make my way down the sidewalk.
- Gucci0
and after i write this...
i'm one of the bastards that didn't shower.
for shame.
- gruntt0
i'm actually allergic to anti-perspirant. it makes my underarms itch and ironically, sweat.
i have to use just regular deodorant. if you look closely there are about 2 just plain deodorants in the sea of underarm products at the B.O. isle.
- paraselene0
you should always use deodorant instead of anti-perspirant. that shit'll give you breast cancer!
- kelpie0
wow, I never had any idea that personal hygiene was something the average man in the street should aspire to. I will take this knowledge and use it to enrich my life. thanks for this.
- gruntt0
para - that was an internet hoax... good chance you already knew that and your just making a joke.
- kelpie0
sshhhhhhh.
- flavorful0
"Ass rag."
Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech!
- paraselene0
wow, I never had any idea that personal hygiene was something the average man in the street should aspire to. I will take this knowledge and use it to enrich my life. thanks for this.
kelpie
(Dec 9 05, 07:17)perhaps one day you shall even take a wife!
really? an internet hoax? well, i'm still not taking my chances. lose your yayas?!?! i don't think so.
- tkmeister0
i smell goooood!
- flavorful0
Actually, that is a hoax. My cousin used to tell me I was off my rocker because it causes cancer.
I at the time told him he was an arse.
Our friend's mom is a doctor ... she told us it's not true.
He still refuses to use an anti-perspirant to this day.
- gruntt0
your yayas are safe, para.
at least i think they are. maybe you should email a pho...
nevermind.
- JazX0
you're totally right. my gym is the same way. monkeys