Hygiene
Hygiene
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you know... i was at my buddy's house once and his mom came up and greeted me.
So, i stare at her ass as she turns around (we thought she was pretty hot at the time) and notice a square of paper hanging off it. Naturally, i grab the paper off and say "hey, this was stuck to you".
Well, wouldn't fate have it that as the air carressed the paper – turning it ever so gently – there was a giant turd stuck to it. I realized that was no ordinary piece of paper stuck to those skin tight jeans... it was an ass rag.
She murmured something about being embarrassed and carried on about her day not looking me squarely in the eye for months.