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- puck
I need some design/artist jokes to throw around the office... let's see how funny us NTers can be. ... GO!
- Baskerville0
How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Change?! Fuck off!
ok so it's old but true!
- brtman0
each woman has something great inside
you only have to put in yourself
- puck0
Baskerville. 10. 1 to screw it in, 9 to tell him/her how they could have done it better.
- Baskerville0
Puck, I heard that was about Guitarists. Ok, so I know a lot more musician jokes than designer jokes!
- puck0
Well, they may be interchangable. Leme' hear.
- Baskerville0
What do you call a musician with no girlfriend?
Homeless.
etc.
here's some stupid jokes from my work:
• I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."• A man takes his Rotweiller to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there nothing you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says,
"I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy"
- puck0
Interesting.
- puck0
Cmon' kids. I know youve got em' in ya'
- nowherehead0
I'm forced to re-post:
Eric Gill walks into a bar. The landlord says "Oi! We're not havin' your type in 'ere".
Boom boom.
- puck0
exelent!
- wetterink0
i just heard this one. it is not a designer joke...but
An armless man goes to a priest and tells him it has been his life long goal to be a bell ringer.
The priest says: But...son...you have no arms. How can you achieve this goal.
Armless man: Watch this Father.
Then the armless man takes off on a huge sprint and slaps the bell over and over with his face....making beautiful music that brings the priest to tears.
Priest: Son...that was amazing. You must have been sent from God to be our new bell ringer.
The following day the armless man is set to make is life long dream come true. He takes off on his run to hit the bell...slips on a banana peel, falls and breaks his neck.
Everyone in the church asked the priest who the armless man was.
Priest: I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell.
- wetterink0
How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Does it have to be a lightbulb
- nowherehead0
Ooh, I have a physics joke too:
2 cats on a sloping tin roof, which one falls off first?
The one with the lowest mu (pronounced mew).
Mu, of course, being a coefficient of friction. Hence, the one with the lowest amount of friction slids off the roof.
Funny isn't it?
- ********0
Wetterink, both of yours were good, haha.
- ********0
Oh man, I loved that joke nowherehead, hahahah.
