LOL
LOL
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What do you call a musician with no girlfriend?
Homeless.
etc.
here's some stupid jokes from my work:
• I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."• A man takes his Rotweiller to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there nothing you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says,
"I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy"