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  • wetterink0

    i just heard this one. it is not a designer joke...but

    An armless man goes to a priest and tells him it has been his life long goal to be a bell ringer.

    The priest says: But...son...you have no arms. How can you achieve this goal.

    Armless man: Watch this Father.

    Then the armless man takes off on a huge sprint and slaps the bell over and over with his face....making beautiful music that brings the priest to tears.

    Priest: Son...that was amazing. You must have been sent from God to be our new bell ringer.

    The following day the armless man is set to make is life long dream come true. He takes off on his run to hit the bell...slips on a banana peel, falls and breaks his neck.

    Everyone in the church asked the priest who the armless man was.

    Priest: I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell.

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