Your weird must do's
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- ********0
whenever I am in church I always have my penis tucked upwards with my fish head popping out the top of the elastic on my pants, I do this because I often get erections during mass and this makes it less noticeable when I receive holy communion.
- ********0
Haha Dragkng, just remembered another childhood one..
I could only go to sleep when the digits on ym alarm clock added up to make the last digit.. so like 1135, 1146, 1157 etc etc
- ********0
You're all sick in the head.
- ********0
moth must run the London marathon before shaving.
- ********0
I can feel determinedmoths inner turmoil, he feels like a small cog in an enourmous machine, but his cog runs a little out of time with the others, and the big cogs dont give him any respect, and even what look like smaller cogs get more grease than he is allowed. What he doesn't realise is that it is only perspective that makes these cogs seem smaller or bigger, and that really, there is no perspective at all - all the cogs are the same size, it's just that moths mind made all the rules himself because he thinks he is his own God. Moth needs to recognise that there is one cog and one cog only, the big wheel keeps on turning but moth refuses this learning, and thus, he must suffer as a heretic. But really he is not a heretic, he is just out of balance, fighting against his own machinery.
Join us moth, in the Church of Light, its your destiny, you silly moth.
- paraselene0
I must get more grease.
max_prophet
(Nov 22 05, 07:39)
- jakeyj0
i got this one from my dad...
i love ice cream. and in the carton, the ice cream must always be level on the top. perfectly level. i must keep eating it until i've made it level. sometimes my wife takes out big chunks and initially I am mad, then i am not because i must eat until i've leveled it.
- ********0
I can only drink Coke™ in a big glass with no ice and a straw.
Without the straw it just don't taste the same..
- Jaline0
There must be a certain amount of hooded shirts/sweatshirts in my closet, depending on how many other shirts I have.
My closet must also be in a certain order, and I ALWAYS know if something has been misplaced or taken. Even borrowed, because there is a certain wrinkliness to it. And I hate if the shirt is not put on the hanger in the middle (I hate when part of the clothing is dangling and not properly put on the hanger). I don't care as much about jackets and stuff, just the closet with my normal clothing.
Oh, and when I eat pomegranates or something, I must take all the little seeds out and eat them AFTER I do that. I can't just eat them as I take them out of the peel, which my mom does. She thinks I have more patience, and mayeb I do.
I'm definitely a bit obsessive compulsive, by the way. Even when I'm in school, my writing utensils should be aligned with something on my desk.
- Jaline0
I can only drink Coke™ in a big glass with no ice and a straw.
Without the straw it just don't taste the same..
designerror
(Nov 22 05, 07:50)Oh, and I hate drinking in things where it leaves a mark each time you take a sip. Like...that trail from the middle of the cup to the top, where your mouth is. So, for instance, I never ever drink milk in a glass because you can see all the trails of milk from the middle of the glass to the top.
- ********0
I would stop now Jaline, you are starting to sound more than a little strange, the other chickens will pick upon you and peck your eyes until they bleed, then they will start scratching at your skin and pecking pecking pecking and eating your flesh while you are still alive. Others will join in and soon enough you will be a mushy pulp of feather and skin, flesh and bone.
thats the way of the human chicken unfortunately, repent your sins and be forgiven in the eyes of God.
- Jaline0
Haha, by the way. I would never impose these things on other ppl whenever I live with someone else. I already have 7 people living in the same house. Except for the dishes. It just annoys me when the dishes tower over the sink.
- kelpie0
bet it annoys the sink too.
- ********0
max_prophet - Get back on the bus and sit down.
We're going to the park to feed the ducks. You like that, dont you? Feeding the ducks... Wipe your chin please...
- kelpie0
distract him while I untangle this net Moth would you?
- ********0
*Waves Cross
- ********0
What's that max_prophet? You mother does WHAT in hell?!
I'm talking to your parents again.
- Jaline0
*passes around fishing poles
- kelpie0
*only succeeds in getting his foot stuck and falling over. into a pond
- Jaline0
*reaches fishing pole out to save kelpie