Your weird must do's
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- jakeyj0
if i find coffee grounds in the bottom of my cup i have to shave a pony.
gruntt
(Nov 21 05, 13:02)that actually made me LOL
- ********0
If I'm at home I take my pants off to "drop the kids off at the swim meet".
- spongebob0
I read every toilet wall line.
I only step on white bars when crossing a zebra crossing.
I always return unused packets of ketchup and chilli.
I always check my handphone even when there are no calls or messages.
I check my email compulsively, and if my friend ever forwards to me a spam I'd definitely do a "Reply All" and let everyone know how gullible he/she is.
- chossy0
It's easy to get your boaby in your mouth you have to lie on your back and rock your legs behind your head, you also have to have a big wang, I used to do it but got sick of it became a vegitarialn shortly afterwards.
- ********0
whenever I break into someone's house to vandalize it or steal jewelry, i have to leave some possesion of mine behind
- ********0
If I'm at home I take my pants off to "drop the kids off at the swim meet".
designaked
(Nov 22 05, 06:58)I should sincerely hope so, a kilt is the only garment for men that allows hanging a rat without soiling your smalls.
- jakeyj0
rand is teh nightfox
- chossy0
I turn on the taps rand I'm freaky like that woooah the tap theif has been here, I'd imagine people would say tee hee.
- nRIK0
I don't like looking into the dark; I don't like not being able to see something.
Jaline
(Nov 22 05, 06:34)i have to close my bedroom door if ive switched off all the lights in my aptment.. its just wierd looking out and seeing darkness..
tho if im eating dinner, i like to eat in the dark, only if the tv is on
- nRIK0
also, i know this is probably the most common one, but i dont get ppl on trains who have to sit in a seat facing forwards... even if i had the choice, usually i wouldnt really care
- chossy0
I thikn he means he pops his tweeds on a stool when he's making a splash.
- kelpie0
if i find coffee grounds in the bottom of my cup i have to shave a pony.
gruntt
(Nov 21 05, 13:02)that actually made me LOL
jakeyj
(Nov 22 05, 06:58)hahaha I missed that one first time around. God bless you gruntt lol
- spongebob0
You know, I still believe that my quilt covers can repel anything. Yes, I'm still afraid of the dark somedays. This doesn't make sense as I think it out, but this is what I believe:
I'm scared when my back is turned to the really dark areas of my home at night, but not really scared when I'm walking into the darkness to get to my basement. What's up with that? Darkness is darkness.
Jaline
(Nov 22 05, 06:45)That's not a must do.
- jakeyj0
everybody really secretly enjoys their weird must dos. why is that?
i must always have chapstick with me AT ALL TIMES. other wise my lips hurt real bad.
- ********0
recite a traditional gypsy hex and drink a fat mug of fuck strong expresso mocha to help me get through the bastard day.
- kelpie0
I uncontrollably hit out when people say "expresso"
- kelpie0
*hurts his knuckles on a passing pram
- jakeyj0
must wear something on my right wrist at all times. can't be on the left because i write with that hand and it gets in the way. never a watch though.
- DragKng0
I have to set my alarm clock to an odd number, can't EVER be on the hour, half hour, or even a five minute increment, I like to change it around and have the time be different. My clocks are all off (but fast, by different increments) ... but I always seem to know how much they are off by so I calculate the right time, all the time.
Also, I have to hang my keys on the hook by the door, mostly because I used to lose track of them all the time and spend 15 minutes finding them every morning.
- Jaline0
Yeah, spongebob I was replying to someone else mentioning something.
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tho if im eating dinner, i like to eat in the dark, only if the tv is on
nRIK
(Nov 22 05, 07:03)I can't eat in the dark. I need to be able to see things to mix them properly. Unless I'm eating mac and cheese.
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i must always have chapstick with me AT ALL TIMES. other wise my lips hurt real bad.
jakeyj
(Nov 22 05, 07:09)I definitely need my chapstick with me everywhere I go.