i think i'm being stalked...
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- radar0
just go out with her and when you wind up in her bed - strip down and shit the bed and for cautionary reasons you could start slinging shit at her and screaming like a monkey. If she calls you back after that - you have a stalker.
- blaw0
- robotron3k0
oh man, she just sent me an email, i haven't read it but it's entitled "are you there?"
scary..... i hate dissing anyone and at the same time, it's not my place to put people (or married people for that matter) in their place. and i don't mess with married people either. i swear she acts and talks like a single women out on the prowl.
all this crazy with women started happening recently when i grew my winter beard, i probably should shave it off to keep me out of trouble...
- fadeproof0
BE A MAN AND ROCK THAT ASS
- ********0
stop being Polite , and nice , like said before be up front , and she will def leave u alone ... if not Donkey Punch her
- tkmeister0
dude,
i wouldn't mess with those freak women. they can be psychotic and cause a lot of troubles.make sure you shake her off nicely. otherwise, she'll come around and bite you hard.
- carver0
what age is she? and she's had two kids...hmmmmm, i like them sort of birds, fannies like fucking wizards fucking sleeves...you should have plenty fun with it. broom handles, toys, fruit and stuff..treat it as science man, get her up on a glass table after a nut roast, get yer FINEPIX out, she'll be right dirty i reckon. sounds like my sorta thing. i went out with a 48 year-old( i was podging her daughter mind) but she was ace, i used to get the japanese admiral uniform on and she got dressed up in the old french maid suit...she was a right roly bint.. what a slag. daft eh?
- robotron3k0
so this is what she wrote me:
"hey, just checking in about w'end. so, what's up? good talking with you friday. hope things have settled down. busy and pretty tough last few days but much better now. tried your cell tonite but no answer...will talk to you later and/or see you sooner. ciao bello ;-0)"
hmmmm
- fadeproof0
dude she is willing to be your SLAVE
- ********0
in reply to you posting her email ...
when she phones your cell phone later. be a man and answer it then just tell her straight out that you dont want to see her and that you arent interested.
you told her before that you just wanted to be 'friends' but that was just delaying you dumping on her, you bottling out of it.
if she thinks yous are 'friends' then shes got no other reason to wonder why you arent answering your phone. shes not going to think u are ignoring her cos she thinks yous are friends.when she phones.
get her told.
u aint even interested in being friends.
- Sven_sk0
LOL@this thread.
good stuff.
DUMP HER ON THE HURRY-UP.
wht do you care if you hurt her feelings a bit? its not like youre going to talk to her after you tell her QUIT CALLING ME!
- ********0
do what any self respecting man would do.
set up a webcam and invite her over for debochery.
(i'm so horny thinking about it i don't even care if i spelled any of that wrong)
kOna
(Nov 16 05, 08:22)
--------------------------BWAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH... (*cough cough) BWA HA HAAAAAAAAA HAAAA (*pees on co-worker) BWAAAAHHHAHA(*does a couple lines of coke & shoots gun into the air)BWHAAAHAHAA(*farts)
That was awesome. Thanks for the best laugh of the day (thus far).
- ********0
wait. is her name michelle?
*looks at fiance'. motions the two fingers to the eyes "i'm watching you" action. punches fist into hand. she gets this weird look on her face. she knows i know.
kOna
(Nov 16 05, 08:30)---------------------------
HOLY SHIT DUDE, STOP.....I CAN"T STOP LAUGHING!!!!
2nd best laugh of the day.
- Sven_sk0
2nd best laugh of the day.
designaked
(Nov 16 05, 09:18)oh... to be this easily amused...
- ********0
Shes just pissed that she is married with kids at 30 and didn't choose the higher road we like to call "All about ourselves and our work"
jteore
(Nov 16 05, 08:38)-------------------------
Perfect.
- yawn0
Yeah, I messed with a recently divorced woman with a kid once...
once
- -scarabin-0
the married part is hot
i've been having an affair with a married girl for 5 years this monday
it's the kids thing that seems weird about this case
if she's so into laying things out black and white, maybe you should lay it out for her black and white.
if you want something from her, tell her, and if you don't, say so.
it seems to me like your issue here is simple timidity
- e-pill0
send her this childrens book.
:)
- emokid0
have you watched Fatal Attraction?
if not, i suggest go out with her and let others learn from your mistakes. it's been nice knowing you.
