i think i'm being stalked...
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- robotron3k
a few weeks ago i was at a friend's party and this fairly attractive women, around 30 years old, starts talking with me. come to find out she's visiting from out of town and is married with two kids and over the course of the evening told me that her marriage was on the rocks. well, i really didnt say much to her but lend a sympathetic ear, at the end of the night and a number of beers later, i gave her my business card and told her to keep in contact, not really a big thing but just a nice gesture.
well, over the last number of weeks she started emailing me and then leaving me voicemails on my work telephone looking for me. i sent her a nice email back a couple of times saying it was nice to meet her, blah, blah, blah, and i talked to her maybe a few times and she was pretty much an "in your face" type of girl, saying "i thought we had a connection..." and i told her let's be "friends" as i thought that would be the smart thing to do.
well, again, i accidently pick up my work phone the other day and she was on the other line, she was again kinda "in my face" telling me that she is coming into town for work during the weekend and wanted to know if i wanted to go the thr ryan adams show, being that i'm not into ryan adams, i declined so she asked if i wanted to do something the next night she was in town, i said sure, but thinking we could get a cup of coffee or something, which is fine with me...
last night i was exhausted on my sofa about 10:30pm and my phone rings and again , it was her (twice she called) but i didn't answer... it all starts to feel a little uneasy for me here...
now thinking about it all, and knowing that i'm a pretty mellow guy and how i feel about "in your face" types of women, i'm not really sure what to do and i'm open for any suggestions???
help me people.
- todelete__20
do what any self respecting man would do.
set up a webcam and invite her over for debochery.
(i'm so horny thinking about it i don't even care if i spelled any of that wrong)
- robotron3k0
bwaahhhaaahhaaaahhh!!!!
damn kOna, your a funny mofo!
- jevad0
tell her you are gay
- UndoUndo0
blow her out, send out of office replies to her emails and never answer the phone.
- tkmeister0
stop taking her calls. that's what i did. this one girl called me like 20times a day...
- gruntt0
tell her you're tiny down there.
- rasko40
err. tell her that you are not into assisting the breakdown of marriages and family units. And that even if you were, you are not into her needy call for help.
Well, thats the truth isn't it, dont need to be brutal about it but maybe she needs a wakeup call.
- todelete__20
wait. is her name michelle?
*looks at fiance'. motions the two fingers to the eyes "i'm watching you" action. punches fist into hand. she gets this weird look on her face. she knows i know.
- MX_OnD0
see "works night out" thread of mine.
Sound advice there.
- gruntt0
tell her you're into scat.
- chossy0
Tell her you love her and couldn't live without her, she will lose interest in nano seconds.
- pavlovs_dog0
two words...
anal
eels
- konspiracy0
best thing to do is come clean, dont beat around the bush with excuses or things.
tell her straight out that she's doing your tits in. seriously! it might sound harsh but thats what i'd rather hear then a lassie who i thought i had something with pawning me off with excuses she was doing other things or never seeming to be home (i.e not answering phone lol). cos if she is in the frame of mind that everything is ok and you arent answering the phone then she's maybe gonna think theres a genuine erason for you not answering and she'll try again later and later and later until she gets ahold of you.
pick the phone up and tell her shes getting on your tits and that you dont want to see her.
- chossy0
Just send her onto me I'll beast her in the bogs no problemo.
*squirts breath freshner into mouth.
- jteore0
Shes just pissed that she is married with kids at 30 and didn't choose the higher road we like to call "All about ourselves and our work"
- spendogg0
Tell her you would be happy to penetrate her anal region, when and only when she gets devorced.
or
give her a hot lunch - I am pretty sure she will leave you alone,
- robotron3k0
yeah, i need to disconnect from that woman. i don't really want to even talk to her.
it's hard for me to explain the way she talks, like really cutting things black and white. i have lot's of friends but they don't ever try and email me all the time and call me and ask why i'm not calling them back. i can see why she may have marriage problems, and i suppose she's looking to be clingy and yes, i'm really not into breaking up families either. that really bothers me.
- dopepope0
on the rocks or not, don't screw with married people.
- jteore0
That is the attraction, The fact that you are distracted. Thats hot.
- tkmeister0
roboton is the man.
you make me wanna stalk you.