Hanukkah Gift
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- digitalswarm0
I"m pretty sure it starts the 25th.
- JG_LB0
i'm not sure about dates either but they do'nt really celebrate it.i think they light a menorah and give each other gucci wallets and range rovers...
- e-pill0
only jews that live next to catholics get presents for hanukkah.
the holiday has absolutly nothing to do with receiving gifts.
slap your jewish girl in the face for her blasphemy. tell her to locate her herritage and her culture.
and then tell her christmas is the next day and you expect a ton of presents because you have followed your culture and have been very good so you deserve presents!
:)
- JG_LB0
what about adam sandler? he gets eight craAaAazy nights....
- CincodeMayo0
This is always a tough one...
Just pay attention and see if she drops any hints.
Are you in Long Beach? Maybe take a trip up to Santa Barbara or down to SD? Or you could do a nice weekend in Malibu on the coast...
- oBeseLilNinja0
convert to her religion hehe
- mayo0
puppy?
romantic weekend somewhere?
I might have some extra Jewdriver stickers and tshirts laying around...
- MLP0
I might have some extra Jewdriver stickers and tshirts laying around...
mayo
(Nov 8 05, 15:46)i'd wear one of those
- Hewmiri0
Giver her your foreskin as a necklace with an MP3 player on it?
Bottlerocket
(Nov 8 05, 06:32)HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA...
- JG_LB0
they live near malibu, she has 5 beagles and we're already going to colorado for our holiday trip...
- JG_LB0
im so stuck... i want something fuckin great to give/make/take her
- swollenelbow0
life time supply of homemade guacamole & tostadas. done, and done.
- tasty0
have her accidently misplace her prized $300 necklace. Truth is you have it.
Then you produce a "replica" as a gift, because you know how much it ment to her.
Total cost: 2 arguments, $0, and a yenta telling her to keep you around because your a nice guy for 8 days.
- MLP0
tasty...
but those arguments could implode
- j_red0
take her on a trip to tijuana. you can get piggy banks shaped like hamburgers there for like $1
- tasty0
yes but the truth is...a girl should respect the fact that her boyfriend shouldnt need to spend enough money on a gift to hurt him financially.
Love is about much more than something you wear on your neck. Thats just one of the ways to show it.
Buy what you can afford and the remainder can be substituted by the little things liek a a sweet surprise dinner or something of that sort.
- j_red0
have her steal some money from her parents and then give it to you, then get her a pair of shoes made of diamond+gold+fur
- tasty0
you could always get her a bagel with a bean buritto through the hole and say it represents your love for eachother...
hah. Sorry i'm fucking tired.
- MLP0
give her the shocker