Hanukkah Gift
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- JG_LB
So my gf is jewish (not practicing) and their family is quite wealthy. I'm a poor mexican dude trying to get her something for Hanukkah. I bought her a $300 necklace. I had to break the bank but the smile on her face was unforgettable. Anyway, I need to up the gift this time. Any suggestions?
- JG_LB0
The $300 necklace was for her birthday 6 months ago...
- swollenelbow0
find something custom that is very special but not that costly, like someone who makes custom jewlery or bags, or anything girly like that...
you know...my fellow mexican brother.
what is that site online with hip little trinkets, mourning something...anyone know?
- uberdesigner0
get her a pinata filled with manischevitz
- unclesize0
you crazy mishuganah, ya got chutzpah.
now pass the ham.
You're a designer, make her something. Or....take her somewhere, my g.f. parents have cash too, but the memories from a trip together are better than anything I could buy.
- c_valencia0
wealthy jew+poor mexican = unhappy parents?
- kingjulien0
When Israel moves its base of operations to Mexico the desert will be transformed into the new garment center of the world, and the ensuing generations will be blessed with designer wife beaters and the ability to cultivate great hair.
- JG_LB0
haha.. you crazy kids. we're in love! and uh.. her parents love me. where's a nice place to go out for hanukkah?
- stevegee0
a nose job?
- Pixter0
a $301 necklace
- e-pill0
a nose job?
stevegee
(Nov 8 05, 06:16)silly steve, jewish girls receive their first nose jobs for 3rd grade!
the perfect hannuka gift for a jewish princess is a BMW.
if you cant afford it then you really arent in love!!!
:)
hahahaha!!!
- Pixter0
give her a necklace with mp3 playr
- Bottlerocket0
Giver her your foreskin as a necklace with an MP3 player on it?
- JG_LB0
well she doesn't need a nosejob because she looks more hispanic than jewish and she already has an x5... as for mp3 player.. well ya'know. and foreskin.. i'm circumcised
- F_180
diamond encrusted dredel.
- c_valencia0
I never understood why everyone hates the jews? What's the deal with that?
- digitalswarm0
Slaves are so hot right now.
- canton0
MAZEL TOV!!!!
- MLP0
when is hannukah? i don't know the dates and was gonna get my friend something
- digitalswarm0
I think it starts on Xmas.
- MLP0
i thought it was beforehand