got away with what?
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- kelpie0
and I winked at the girl behind the counter.
- paraselene0
ah, yes. i am familiar with your methods.
this was in aid of your methamphetamine addiction, i presume?
- kelpie0
I had a real thing about porkpie hats at the time, buying hundreds of them a day...
- paraselene0
i am ashamed to admit this, but the bike was stolen from a rental shop, so no little girls were harmed in the making of my tale, irnlng. soz.
- fifty500
why is being canadian a -5?
- kelpie0
why is being canadian a -5?
fifty50
(Nov 3 05, 06:26)if you gotta ask yuo'll never know...
- bolus0
when i was twelve, my arms were so small i could get them inside the candy machine at school, i stole candy for everybody every day, after 2 months they bought a new machine
- paraselene0
well, i don't want to step on any toes, but statistics show that cananada is the least sexy country on the planet. whereas iceland comes in at a respectable 18th.
- bolus0
show me that list para..... i'm trying to decide where to go next summer
- paraselene0
i advise you to visit chile.
- MLP0
200 cans or so of spary paint in one trip
- ********0
myself and a pal once had a great idea that would almost definitely have worked...
at Zürich airport they have these huge plastic suitcase hingmies with "beware of luggage thieves" painted on them in like every language there is, we were going to nick one of them.
If you go about it with enough brass neck, you'd easily manage... boiler suit and a white van "just taking it to get Azerbeijani added to it, guvnor"
next thing you know it is found halfway up the matterhorn.
- paraselene0
return to zurich and do that immediately, mx. it would amuse me greatly.
- brooke0
I can't tell you because then I would not have gotten away with it.
:)
- ********0
I can't tell you because then I would not have gotten away with it.
:)
brooke
(Nov 3 05, 06:50)Hehe, amen.
I thought I got away without doing timesheets for the past 10 weeks, but I just got nailed for that... :/
- 5timuli0
Being body-searched by the police in London and them not finding the quarter of hash or the luminous workman's waistcoat (stolen from a hut in Golden Square) stuffed down the front of my jeans.
Those were the days.
- ********0
I stole a canoe once. In the middle of the night, right out of the river ness.
- ********0
I got away with a wrap of sulph once in the back of a meat wagon. I had so much shite in my pockets the polis that was supervising me emptying them got bored and started looking out the back door so I threw my wrap in the pile and covered it with more shite. Hurrah.
- ********0
nick got away with this
- bulletfactory0
the biggest heist of all......
NT has stolen all of our souls.