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- Bluejam0
selling aspirin to bug-eyed, gurning, white glove wearing ravers.
we called 'em 'yellow submarines'
on account they took a while before 'coming up'.oh to be a carefree teenager again.
- ********0
mhaha, my buddy use to do that too, just selling coffin pills instead.. claiming they were epills.. he made a ton of cash from one glass
- pyeaton0
smashing in someone's washing machine.
- kelpie0
to carry on from skt's post - I once pulled a spliff out of my pocket whilst emptying them in the front counter of the polis station where I was spending the night at her majesties leisure.
a firm "and this is JUST A ROLLY" saw me get away with it, amazing what some paid professional people will believe lol
(spent the rest of the night shitting it that a couple of rozzers were about to come into my cell and bust me with it later though)
oh and the fridge-freezer chat was clearly bollocks btw...
- fifty500
As a teenager, me and a couple buddies would smash peoples' pumpkins and tear open their bags of leaves on their front lawn. We were assholes back then. This one pumpkin was so huge and weighed like 50 pounds but we managed to lift it and walk a few yards down the street before dropping it and watching it sadly crack open on the street. It kind of slowly yawned open; was very anti-climactic.
- ********0
hehehe there was a show on years back in Switzerland that showed what some people had nicked and how they'd done it...
Some guy walked into a shop wearing like a "workers coat" and carrying a clipboard, said he had to pick up some computers that had been recalled and walked out with 5 laptops, cheeky as fuck but got away with it nae bother..
Hence the idea for those suitcase hingmies, probably not possible now at an airport though, you'd get busted huge these days for anything like that :(
- chossy0
Being drunk at school
- kelpie0
indeed you would, but more to the point IS there a Dixons in embra toon centre, and is your boiler suit ready for saturday????
- ********0
I left my boiler suit and most other teuchter idiosynchracies in Aiberdeen m'n...
- ********0
oh and the fridge-freezer chat was clearly bollocks btw...
kelpie
(Nov 3 05, 07:40)Haha. I didn't doubt you but. The canoe chat is all true by the way.
- kelpie0
oh and the fridge-freezer chat was clearly bollocks btw...
kelpie
(Nov 3 05, 07:40)Haha. I didn't doubt you but. The canoe chat is all true by the way.
skt
(Nov 3 05, 07:53)being from the islands I have to testify to both the relative ease and temptation of stealing canoes/dingies/fishing boats I don't doubt you for a second ;)
- ********0
two choring teuchters sitting on the wall,
two choring teuchters sitting on the wall,
and if wan choring teuchter should..*stops singing as the cats arrive.
- ********0
I was In Juarez,MX and was heading back to EP,TX in my uncle's car. I get to the check point and they do the walk around and bang my car with a rubber mallet , even bring a dog to do a walk around the car. When I went back to Mexico to drop off the car , my Uncle tells me , shit I forgot my stash in the car ..... 2 oz of the sticky icky ... I was clueless but it hit me I could have been in a world of chet
- vwsung18t0
i got a $102 tip. the guy thought it was the $1 bills. he drove away before i even looked at the bills.
- gruntt0
i once stole a lawn ornament from the front yard of a house - just drunken fun. boring? yes... but here's the good part. I returned the ornament to very spot where I stole it, 10 years later.
- gruntt0
when i was about 16 a couple of friends of mine emptied out a beer delivery truck that had been parked outside of the fence at a distribution type business overnight. They stashed around 100 cases of beer under the crawl space of thier house. I would stop by once or twice a week and pick up a free case of beer.
- ********0
i once stole a lawn ornament from the front yard of a house - just drunken fun. boring? yes... but here's the good part. I returned the ornament to very spot where I stole it, 10 years later.
gruntt
(Nov 3 05, 08:15)The ending to that is priceless. I wonder if the same people were living there.
Otherwise the new people would be left scratching their heads , haha.
- gruntt0
flavorful - i truly hope the same people lived there but i'll never know. Funny thing was the placement of the little statue. There was a big pipe sticking straight up out the corner of the front yard, about 4-5 feet out of the ground and statue sat right on top of it - couldn't miss seeing it. They had put a potted plant in the space, replacing the stolen ornament. I moved the plant to the ground and put the statue back to it's original pedastal.
=)
- kelpie0
thats fantastic gruntt :) love it :D