Family Farting
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Every family has a different word they use for "Farts"
My family called them "wiffies". It was a more 'polite' way to say it. In fact I would get dirty looks if I said the "f" word...
I now use the word "toots" with my son.
What did you grow up calling them? What do you call 'em now?
- paraselene0
poot!
unless it was dad, then it was "the bark of the bull spider."
:l
- ********0
windypops
- stem0
My mum calls em "fluffs"
My gf calls em "love puffs"
There's also brown balloon
A fav of mine is a "PPT" = Pre-Poo-Trump!
An extra stinky one which comes out when you are touching cloth!
- stem0
"Bum Trumpet"
"Air Biscuit"
- SPYK0
trouser cough
- stewardez0
broekhoest
(broek=pants / hoest=cough)
- 67nj0
poffe
- foreign0
baff: warm, wet and pungent.
- honest0
whoever spelt it dealt it
whoever denied it supplied it
whoever said the rhythm did the crime!
oh, my wife tends to play the trumpet after a vege dinner.
- jamble0
I quite like to let off the occasional guff.
- meok0
we call them poouts
- CaP0
pedo goes fine with me family.
- Prev0
For some reason this thread give me a warm feeling in my tummy.
- CaP0
if that warm feeling starts giving you the urge to expel gas, then you are in the right place, my friend.
- gruntt0
we just called them farts. i'm starting to think my family is uncultured.
- anzelina0
toots or fluffs
another family i know called them boofs
- bulletfactory0
my neice (she's 4) calls them poopy burps
- ross0
we called them foofs.
no i call them air poo's
- s_t_e_w0
wind or windje (dutch)
"It wasn't me."
- "Oh yes it was you. 40 knots."