2 Truths & a Lie
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- ********0
what am i being ignored?
screw you guys i'm going home.
- nburlington0
i have two hands
i have two feet
i have two penis'
kOna
(Oct 12 05, 07:32)Nobody's ignoring you. I just assumed you were sensitive about the foot.
- chossy0
I have made love to a man
I have made love to a women
I have made love to a dog
- ********0
you will never guess mine so poo on you!
- mg330
nburlington,
I was 16 and it was my first job, I was a sacker there and did other things, stocking, cleaning, etc.
Me and these other guys would hide behind the double doors to the dairy section, where people were just a few feet away, and we'd meow real loudly, or make it sound like a cat fight. Sometimes customers would come into the back of the store looking around, we'd have all these hiding areas to duck into, it was like a fort sometimes.
One day I was meowing all by myself. Later that day I was in the back trying to cut the sleeves off this sweater I found in the trash, to kind of punk it out. My boss came out from behind a box and saw me, and asked if I was back there meowing.
I swear to God I said "Yah, we do that to entertain the customers."
He told me he had a customer who wasn't too entertained, and said she was never shopping there again because of a cat.He fired me for it. I was actually a really good employee, he must have been super mad. I wish I had a copy of the termination form, it actually said: Reason for termination: "Was meowing like a cat at people."
LOL, still makes me laugh.
- nburlington0
mg33,
that is an awesome way to go out.
- radar0
I have burnt down an 18th century slave mansion
I have been arreseted 3 times for drunk in public
I have eaten peyote in the desert, and dry humped a coyote.
- tehgee0
lol u mustive looked mad in the dumpster cutting up a sweater "yessir iwas meowing"
- radar0
JazX #2
- nburlington0
I have burnt down an 18th century slave mansion
I have been arreseted 3 times for drunk in public
I have eaten peyote in the desert, and dry humped a coyote.
radar
(Oct 12 05, 07:52)I guessing you didn't dry hump a coyote. Dry humping dogs is one of the funniest and most irresistable things a person can do but coyotes aren't as docile as pugs and golden labs.
- tehgee0
jazx#3
- ********0
Nobody's ignoring you. I just assumed you were sensitive about the foot.
nburlington
(Oct 12 05, 07:45)yes.
*hops off
- radar0
yeah the coyote was a lie.
- ********0
gee wins
;)
I have a car but I gave it to my sister...
- gruntt0
a - i am hungry
b - i am wearing polka dotted underwear
c - i am so excited about canceling an annual camping trip with my best friends because my wonderful and loving in-laws are coming to town this weekend.
- radar0
Is it A gruntt?
- jox0
On a semi-related topic,
"two truths" is totally impossible for a swede to pronounce.
Tue-troo... thu thru... tuh tru...
Just thought you wanted to know.
Love,
- gruntt0
that's right radar! i ate 1/2 hour ago.
fuck camping.
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- sketchism0
1. I ran over my dog while backing up out of my garage.
2. I hugged a stranger with a mustache and called him Papi
3. I was chased in Wal-Mart for 25 cents.
- nburlington0
1. I ran over my dog while backing up out of my garage.
2. I hugged a stranger with a mustache and called him Papi
3. I was chased in Wal-Mart for 25 cents.
sketchism
(Oct 12 05, 08:52)I'm going with #2.