2 Truths & a Lie
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- nburlington
I invested in a stock after getting a spam email about it.
I went to SVA on a football scholarship.
I got called out for smoking during a telephone interview yesterday.
- ********0
None of the above
- nburlington0
None of the above
JazX(Oct 12 05, 07:17)
Sadly...wrong.
- ********0
So you're a gay football player who invested in stockings?
- spongebob0
those stock company spam sucks ass.
if it was so good and sure to profit they'd have borrowed money to buy more stocks.
whoever buys is fucking retarded.
- ********0
I believe the part about getting called out for smoking duringt a phone interview and possibly the football 'cause you talk a good rap game.
I don't believe you'd be stupid enough to purchase stock from spam. although ....
;)
- ********0
a pro baseball player and his fiance just asked my girl and i to join them for their wedding in hawaii. they're paying.
that same couple had dinner at my house sunday and he and i got shitfaced until 2am. the next day he looked horrible on national tv for his interview and i just couldn't help but laugh cause i was the only one who knew.
i have an evil twin brother hamed guod and when i punch myself he can feel it.
- mg330
Is this a playing along thing?
1. I was fired from my first job (grocery store) for meowing like a cat.
2. I was brought into the world through water birth.
3. My girlfriend pulled a random, lonesome 2 inch hair from my back last night.
- tehgee0
nbur the footb all scolorship is fake...do iwin?!
- tehgee0
mg33-the waterbirth is fake
- ********0
I'm a decendant of Austrian-German nobility
I'm marrying a black woman
I don't own a car any longer
- spongebob0
I like tehgee
I like Madonna
I like Lucy Liu
- nburlington0
This is definitely a playing along thing.
- ********0
i have two hands
i have two feet
i have two penis'
- nburlington0
Is this a playing along thing?
1. I was fired from my first job (grocery store) for meowing like a cat.
2. I was brought into the world through water birth.
3. My girlfriend pulled a random, lonesome 2 inch hair from my back last night.
mg33(Oct 12 05, 07:24)
I'm guessing number 2 is your lie. I really hope you got fired for meowing like a cat.
- tehgee0
i sleep with a stuffed monkey
i spent a summer in a mobile home in my driveway becaus emy house burnt down
i love when people i dont relaly know try to hug me
- nburlington0
nbur the footb all scolorship is fake...do iwin?!
tehgee(Oct 12 05, 07:26)
yes you win. The School of Visual Arts football program is way too competitive.
in my defense, i invested in the spam stock because i am a moron. however, the stock has gone up but i don't advise anyone do this unless they are retarded.
- mg330
I did nburlington, fired for meowing like a cat. Isn't it grand?
- nburlington0
i sleep with a stuffed monkey
i spent a summer in a mobile home in my driveway becaus emy house burnt down
i love when people i dont relaly know try to hug me
tehgee(Oct 12 05, 07:34)
number 3 is a lie?
- tehgee0
this game is too easy!
- nburlington0
I did nburlington, fired for meowing like a cat. Isn't it grand?
mg33(Oct 12 05, 07:35)
Fantastic! Can you please elaborate? Were you meowing all the time or was it a one strike and you're out deal?
In college my roomate chased me down the hall and tried to choke me for meowing.