I beheaded a squirrel
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- cerberoleso
ok, now that i have your attention.. is anyone going to the Creativity Now conference in NY?
I'll be there and will be feeling lost for sure.
- TransFatty0
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- ********0
link?
- sherman0
when?
- fifty500
to keep on-topic with the post header, i used to work for a landscaping company when i was in college... you know, to pay the bills. Anyway I was driving one of those John Deere riding mowers and a squirrel ran in front of it from behind a tree. I was booting along so I couldn't stop in time but all I saw was the carcass flying out the side of the mower and slap against the tree. It didn't behead the little guy, but I think it was just the pelt that made it out in one piece.
- ********0
So, what? No beheaded squirrel? Man, you suck...
- CyBrainX0
I totally know about the thread title. You have to fool people, unless you have nonsense to begin with.
- prophet0NE0
Did you know that squirrels start mating when they are a year old. And that squirrel babies are called "kittens".
It's true.
- GreedoLives0
We had a total squirrel infestation in our house one year, and the landlady decided to fix the problem. She's one of those off-the-boat WW2 polish immigrants, and pretty old school. Even though it's illegal in massachusetts, she put out poison for them. So, within a week, no more squirrel problem. But now we had a rotting squirrel carcass problem. The only way to locate those suckers was either to follow the smell or follow the flies. The last one we found was stuck in a gutter. I tried to grab it by the tail and pull it out, and ended up pulling the entire pelt off, with this totally grotesque pink swollen carcass still sitting there. To top it off, it was covered in maggots.
Needless to say i excused myself to the bathroom and beat one out.
j/k
- blaw0
not a big fan of the word 'beheaded'.
i realize it's 'decapitated' but with purpose.
somehow that doesn't make it better, though it should.
- tehgee0
shouldnt it be "de-headed?"
- ********0
I beheaded a squid
- tehgee0
i squided a bee head
- GreedoLives0
i had a beard
- Dr_Jay0
Bed head?
- kingjulien0
my favorite cam model is currently wearing a bandanna as a belly shirt. it has a unicorn on the front.
- uhohseangettio0
One time when I was a kid, I golfed a squirrul with a hockey stick like almost 50 metres lol, It got stuff in this huge snow pile, when spring came, the squirrel was a artifact, and the janitor sweped it up with his broom :S
- kingjulien0
my favorite cam model is currently wearing a bandanna as a belly shirt. it has a unicorn on the front.
kingjulien
(Oct 3 05, 18:13)between that and gee's sketch on skatemag i'm about to lose control
and i think i like it.
- Dr_Jay0
So Getti... You're saying that you killed a small mammal with a hockey stick... On purpose?
- tehgee0
see my cold shower thread u herb
- kingjulien0
tara don't fake the funk