ya mama...
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- rockonski
is so fat, how fat is she?
- 5timuli0
Yo momma so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
- GrammaSeff0
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
- gruntt0
she puts mayonaise on aspirin.
- todelete__20
so fat i swerved to miss her on the highway and ran out of gas
- sureshot0
she so fat you need to empty a bag of flour...to find her wet spot.
- blaw0
yo momma so fat she masterbates to cookbooks.
- backwards0
so fat we're in her right now!
- gruntt0
she sat on a dollar and when she stood up there were 4 quarters.
- backwards0
so fat she was baptized at waterworld
- 5timuli0
Whan I climbed on top of her there was already a flag there.
- flavorful0
So fat she commited suicide because she was so fat she couldn't live with herself,.
That's how fucking fat that bitch was.
... Then I munged her.
- sureshot0
so fat she needs a circus tent when she goes camping.
- seed0
your moms so fat when she goes camping the bears have to hide their food.
- thompson0
is so fat when she steps on the bathroom scale it says '...to be continued'
- rockonski0
she so fat you need to empty a bag of flour...to find her wet spot.
sureshot
(Sep 9 05, 12:07)bwahahahaaaaaaa!
- seed0
your moms teeth are so yellow when she smiles all the cars yield
- seed0
your mamas so big after sex she smokes a turkey
- chossy0
your mama so fat her blood type is ragu
- StuBru0
so fat her ass has it's own zip code
(but that's an old one I believe? not so familiar with that whole yo mama thing)
- chossy0
your mama so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang