ya mama...
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- mayo0
ya mama's so fat, that to draw her, you just hit Option+Shift+2 and increase the font size.
*waits patiently for everyone to look that up or test it.
- chossy0
you are all dead DEAD I tells ye >:O
- mayo0
no no no, kOna, from *me*! those just came right out of me without a second thought.
- mayo0
aw, chossy, come 'ere and gimmie some sugar.
ya mama's so fat that when she says to give her some sugar, you better have real sugar for that bitch or she'll eat you.
- dopepope0
Your moma's so fat her asshole scabbed over.
- Ramanisky20
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
- mayo0
ya mama's so fat that the crust that forms in her eyes when she sleeps is pizza crust!
- dopepope0
Your moma's so fat she thought 'House of a Thousand Corpses' was a restaurant.
- Ramanisky20
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet
- Ramanisky20
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
- josimarX0
haha, that one's pretty good actually ramanisky2, all the rest of yalls are shit tho.
- mayo0
suck my ass
;)
- dopepope0
Your mom's is so fat she eats donkey meat soaked in tiger urine.
- Ramanisky20
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
- dopepope0
Your mom's is so fat she can launch her tongue through sheetrock walls to snatch up children.
- ThreeSevenFive0
Your mama's so fat she bleeds gravy.
- Ramanisky20
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
- ********0
so fat you breastfed in 2 different time zones
- ThreeSevenFive0
Your mama's so fat she needs a running start to hop a curb.
- Ramanisky20
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!