nt watercooler
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- ********0
canuck, we should do a series of comics with two of these typical office guys standing near a watercooler clip art stylee..
would be fun!
- canuck0
If I'm bored enough this weekend I might just do that.
NT watercooler the comic, yeah I could see that. The characters could be NTers, It could be quite funny, Kona would be confessing to Hobo murders, Wendal would be the foreign guy people blame shit on, Sean and Derek would be talking all gangsta... etc etc.
- canuck0
so, how's it going?
good, yeah?
yeah.
huh. what are you up to this weekend?
I dont know probaly just get a hooker, do a few rails off her ass.
How about you?
Staying home, probably just wack it all weekend.
Guess we should get back to work
Yeah I guess.
- Jaline0
So anyone watch that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm last night?
I know, eh?
HHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH...
- Jaline0
anyone seen para? i heard
*whispers
no, seriously?
- canuck0
So anyone watch that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm last night?
No I wanted to but my dog had the shits all night. I was back and forth letting it out.
Gee that sucks
Yeah, that's the way she goes.
- canuck0
anyone seen para? i heard
*whispersSpeak up, I can't fucking here you.
I said anyone seen para? I heard she had an accident with a sex toy.
what?
Shhh!
- canuck0
here = hear.
grammar check qbn, please.
- canuck0
here = hear.
grammar check qbn, please.
canuck
(Sep 8 05, 19:52)
- anzelina0
yeah, so what'd you do this weekend?
well, i stabbed myself with a butterknife. that was interesting.
did it bleed all over the place?
pretty much.
- canuck0
yeah, so what'd you do this weekend?
well, i stabbed myself with a butterknife. that was interesting.
did it bleed all over the place?
pretty much.
You wouldn't expect that from a butter knife. A steak knife I could see but a butter knife?
Well you see I was drunk outta my skull, and for some bizarre reason I thought it might be cool to stab a butter knife into my leg.
You're fucked!
Yeah just a little, anyway because I was so drunk when I plundged the knife in it just wouldnt stop bleeding.
So what did you do?
Not sure I guess I passed out or something. Woke up in a congealed pool of blood.
Wow.
Yeah, one of those weekends. You know how it goes. So how was yours?
- ********0
yeah, so what did you do this weekend?
i went with my wife and kids to a talent agency.
really?
yeah we did a family act.
oh no, they are too cute.
well we had a different take on this..
well can you tell me what the act is about?
yeah,
[ -------- censored ------]sweet jesus!!!
that is one hell of an act, what do you call it?the Aristocrats!
- ********0
censored = http://www.dead-frog.com/aristoc…
- ********0
cosmo came out of the closet
- ilovepill0
do you see how lisa is always bening over in front of Jim?
i know right!?!?! like he would leave his boyfriend for her fat ass!!
hahahaha! huge ass!!! bitch!!
i fucking hate her and her ardvard sounding laugh!!!
lets jump her in the bathroom!!!!
yeh! yeh! we can wear masks!!!!
i get Zorro!!!
the bitch is dead!!!
lets get mike and stan to get in on it too!!!
hi guys whats up??
hi lisa...eat a box a donuts today?
you guys are sooo mean to me!
slut!
fags!
fatty pattty!!!
yeh run away bitch!!!
this is going to be great!!!
yeh!
yeh!
:)
- canuck0
So morty, what do you have planned for the weekend?
Going to one of these swinger events?
Yo werd? Me too!
Johnson place?
Yeah man. Going to be mad crazy.
So your're cool if I fuck your wife right?
- Jaline0
What's that?
Yes, I was consoling some ppl over the loss of JazX in the FMT yesterday.
No, that's not true.
Oh, yes. Downloading music is an interesting issue...