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    yeah, so what'd you do this weekend?

    well, i stabbed myself with a butterknife. that was interesting.

    did it bleed all over the place?

    pretty much.

    You wouldn't expect that from a butter knife. A steak knife I could see but a butter knife?

    Well you see I was drunk outta my skull, and for some bizarre reason I thought it might be cool to stab a butter knife into my leg.

    You're fucked!

    Yeah just a little, anyway because I was so drunk when I plundged the knife in it just wouldnt stop bleeding.

    So what did you do?

    Not sure I guess I passed out or something. Woke up in a congealed pool of blood.

    Wow.

    Yeah, one of those weekends. You know how it goes. So how was yours?

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