NT Roast: Thursday
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- blaw0
^ gruntt can't count that high.
- radar0
gruntt is colorblind which explains why he kept calling me blacky!
- tkmeister0
gruntt was kidnapped by high school girls in aruba. he was later found in a room full of high school boys, pants down.
- ********0
who the F is gruntt?
- radar0
JazX beware.
In Asheville "sauce" refers to patchouli oil.Don't put it on your chicken.
- ********0
the spicoli character was based off of gruntt but they had to smarten him up for the movie cause they thought no one would laugh at a retarded guy.
- ********0
gruntt has Godzilla locked in his wood shed and the Japanese are pissed about it.
*dials Tokyo and reports gruntt behind his back for the money
- ********0
i heard that gruntt is married to teraG
- version30
when gruntt heard there was going to be a roast in his honor he qickly got a pig to put on a spit but somehow inserted himself into the pig... we haven't heard from him since.
the pig however is enjoying a cigarette and drinking one of gruntt's natty lights
- version30
gruntt refers to drive up dining as pulling his trailer up to a 7eleven and eating beef jerky while sitting on his cooler in the parking lot
- ********0
gruntt once walked into a stripclub and after a few lap dances the girl asked to be paid. he spun her around and swiped his credit card down the crack of her ass and said 'take out $80 please.'
- grayhood0
gruntt once tried to return a case of Bud Ice because it was not cold.
- zuna0
gruntt owes me back child support.
dead beat!!
- grayhood0
gruntt is a famous artist in his home town, renound for his stunning use of color. one review marvels on how his work has captured a "redder shade of neck on a white shade of trash"
- gruntt0
lmao grayhood!
- blaw0
gruntt knows what all the yh smilies mean.
- mrRed0
grunt's a part of a facist regime, I've seen him decapitate babies for fun and profit.
- gruntt0
well gang, it's almost 5 o'clock and i'm headin' out (but surely i'll take another peak at home).
this thread has been so much fun. you've all had me laughing out loud all day long. And in between all the jokes there were even some really nice comments.
Thanks to you all.
And jevad, brace yourself homeboy... you're up tomorrow.
love,
- grayhood0
you're of of the good ol' boys gruntt. keep it going strong.
- zuna0
when getting beaten senseless gruntt reverts to his childhood feelings of warmth, love and friendship. awww soooo touching.
eww, touching?!! what a childhood memory gruntt! whats wrong with you!??