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- sherman0
and im super high...
- ********0
I'm dating uberdesigner
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If the woman in your life ever says this she is retarded. Buy her a hockey helmet AT ONCE and point her in the direction of the short bus.
- ********0
I'm dating uberdesigner
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If the woman in your life ever says this she is retarded. Buy her a hockey helmet AT ONCE and point her in the direction of the short bus.
kOna
(Aug 10 05, 14:25)as long as she has a big rack, what the hell
- kingjulien0
i love the taste of man-goo in the morning.
uberdesigner
(Aug 10 05, 14:29)
- -sputnik-0
You're obviously not married. :)
or are you?
sherman
(Aug 10 05, 13:52)i am married, and i'm not a man. i don't do any of that crap, which is perhaps why all my friends are male?
hmmm....
- ********0
uber. i like where your head is at.
- ********0
even if I offer loads of money no cheap hooor will get jiggy with me.
uberdesigner
(Aug 10 05, 14:29)
- ********0
uber. i like where your head is at.
kOna
(Aug 10 05, 14:32)You like uber's ass??
- jevad0
lol
- sherman0
i was wayyyy out of line
- ********0
Of course none of which is true, jevad. just do the opposite and be smacked for it.
woot woot!
- mayo0
HAHahahaha i asked MrMayo if i did any of those and this was his response:
The only one I find you using here is "Nothing" and it usually just means that you aren't ready or planning to tell me what i did.
- forcetwelve0
so how's married life treating you jevad?!
- jcontonio0
My only advice is to do everything wrong. Living with her? Do the laundry wrong the first time and fuck some of it up...you'll never have to do it again.
Dishes? Break them or don't wash them good (leave food on them) and you'll never have to do them again. Cooking? I like to cook, but you get the drill...do everything bad and let her have at it.Worked for me.
- mattyd0
i agree with jcontonio. i try and distance myself from any kind of responsibility. leaves more time for me to watch tv with my hand down my pants.
- CyBrainX0
The are stereotypes, but there is a lot of truth to them. Men do a lot of those too. It's just part of the vernacular of relationships.
I know I'm in trouble when my girlfriend says. "Mood is over."
- ants0
Here's an idea...
Do all the stuff good, enjoy your relationship. Works for me.
- tehgee0
heres one for the ladie s: whatever the man is saying, it's a lie :P