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- jevad
A quick guide to understanding woman-speak:
Fine
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This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.Five Minutes
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If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.Nothing
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This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".Go Ahead
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This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!Loud Sigh
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Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".That's Okay
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This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.Thanks
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This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
- ********0
takes one to know one
- jevad0
You're getting pretty hit and miss lately uber
This was a total miss
D-
Must try harder.
- -sputnik-0
wow for a man of the world, jevad, those are some pretty pathetic stereotypes >:\
- gruntt0
there is much truth in that post.
- jevad0
Just jokes marina...just jokes....
- ********0
Fuck You
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This is not to be mistaken for a question about having sex with you. She really means fuck you... not in the asking way. If you ever hear this continue watching football and staking up the dishes in the sink.
- -sputnik-0
:)
- brains0
yarr, there be some moderate truth in them jokes matey. yarr.
- ********0
I want a divorce
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This means that she wants you to scamper away like a little girl so you can cry yourself to sleep and write horrible songs about her.
- QuincyArcher0
I have herpes
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i don't want to have sex with you anymore.
- mattyd0
I want a divorce
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This means that she wants you to scamper away like a little girl so you can cry yourself to sleep and write horrible songs about her.
uberdesigner
(Aug 10 05, 13:49)the referee deducts 2 points for the low blow and warns the red corner...
- sherman0
wow for a man of the world, jevad, those are some pretty pathetic stereotypes >:\
-sputnik-
(Aug 10 05, 13:44)You're obviously not married. :)
or are you?
- ********0
uber = buddylee?
- tny0
too hard!
- jevad0
"I want a divorce
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This means that she wants you to scamper away like a little girl so you can cry yourself to sleep and write horrible songs about her.
uberdesigner
(Aug 10 05, 13:49)"is your self esteem that low that you have to insult other people to get your kicks?
Pretty pathetic - sorry your life appears to suck so much.
Mine's fucking great!
- ********0
bwhahahahaha
but no, not buddylee
- ********0
I want you to kick me in the balls
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uberdesigner
(Aug 10 05, 13:49)
- ********0
wow for a man of the world, jevad, those are some pretty pathetic stereotypes >:\
-sputnik-
(Aug 10 05, 13:44)You're obviously not married. :)
or are you?
sherman
(Aug 10 05, 13:52)you obviously don't know that sputnik is in fact...female.
:D
- tkmeister0
Fuck me harder
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This doesn't mean she's being naughty as men like to think. This actually means, you can do better than that, try harder.
- fadeproof0
jevads mad drunk!