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- chossy0
yay :D
not for books for baldies, I have new confidence.
- soda0
*twang twang
**stomps feet
***spits
****yeeeeeeeehaaaaaa w!
*****faints with excitement at thoughts of slack jawed yokel telling tales of murder and revenge to corn fed inbred god-fearing brood in gravelly old man storytelling voice with tattoos on his knuckles and scars on his face
vespa
(Jul 20 05, 05:21)don't forget the tabbacky chewin', you can't beat that sister
- vespa0
*mental note: never introduce vespa to second cousin coondog
paraselene
(Jul 20 05, 05:45)awwwwww pleeeeeeease para
has he got any teef missing?
does he say dang?
can he play the fiddle?
- soda0
*mental note: never introduce vespa to second cousin coondog
paraselene
(Jul 20 05, 05:45)awwwwww pleeeeeeease para
has he got any teef missing?
does he say dang?
can he play the fiddle?
vespa
(Jul 20 05, 06:52)Fiddle?
I thought it was banjos?What about a ukulele?
- paraselene0
*mental note: never introduce vespa to second cousin coondog
paraselene
(Jul 20 05, 05:45)awwwwww pleeeeeeease para
has he got any teef missing?
does he say dang?
can he play the fiddle?
vespa
(Jul 20 05, 06:52)Fiddle?
I thought it was banjos?What about a ukulele?
soda
(Jul 20 05, 07:58)erm...
yes
yes
only when drunk, which, to be fair, is regularly
that's what the lady said, mister
she likes them, too
and, sadly not
any more questions?
- vespa0
spoons?
washerboard?
26 kids called Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendal, Katlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert and Phil?
- paraselene0
haha! those names are pure oz, sweetie. try:
coondog, skeeter, johnnie dee (female), bonnie mae, noma lee, zula, effie, bradley (female), james sterling galloway, blenn (female), mackey (male), boudreaux, thibodeaux, percival frances, bebe, noonie and derrick.
- vespa0
hahaaaa
female bradley?! that's fucked up
dja reckon skt is short for skeeter then?
- paraselene0
dja reckon skt is short for skeeter then?
vespa
(Jul 20 05, 09:06)a girl can hope!
- ********0
*spits
*scratches
- vespa0
dja reckon skt is short for skeeter then?
vespa
(Jul 20 05, 09:06)a girl can hope!
paraselene
(Jul 20 05, 09:09)skt just sounds a bit terse doesn't it? skeet on the other hand...
- ********0
*blinks
- vespa0
goan skeet break out the banjo wouldja darlin?
- ********0
Sorry darlin. I dinnae get my banjo out for just anyone.
- vespa0
meh. you mustn't be a propa slack jawed yokel then.
*sigh
- paraselene0
dang. oh well.
*sighs along with vespa
- vespa0
i guess god fearin pig lovin baccy spittin types just doan come roun here no mo para
- soda0
i now have a mental image of you two in straw hats, dungas, sitting on a creak somewhere, chewing grass, licking toads and planning your next trip down the sippi with Injun Joe!
- paraselene0
heh. nope. and they wuz thick as mayflies for a spell, too.
*rocks chair
**fans self
***consumes mint julep
- paraselene0
injun joe? heck, i haven't seen hissef since ought-two. where done gone that crazy kid?