Grits
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- vespa
arrived in the post yesterday, it's truly fucking funny so far, thanks for bringing it to my attention skt!
"The thing is, a mean wharrah alweys wonder about things like this right, is, a mean, ow would yer feel after doin summin like tha? Therd be two choices, it seems, two reactions, either summun like:
I am the pits, the fuckin dregs uv humanity, the lowest ov the fuckin low cos I av let meself be filmed avin sex wither sheep; or summun like:
I av done the werst thing I can possibly think ov, I av let meself be filmed shaggin a sheep, I cannot sink any ferther, therefore I am freed now from all moral conventions an I am liberated. I can now do wharrever the fuck a want. Yah see? A mean, wouldjer be eaten up with self-loathing or wouldjer feel set free?"
- paraselene0
haha! that's a great bit. i enjoyed that book greatly for the first 4/5ths or so.
i wish i could've finished the bloody thing, but i've got a delicate constitution, me. let me know if you manage it, vespa!
- vespa0
uh oh, what happens?!
actually don't answer that
- paraselene0
i ain't tellin' you. you'll just have to have the nightmares yourself, doll.
i even finished american psycho right enough with the nightmares and all, but grits for some reason put the heebie-jeebies in me.
too close to home? dunno.
- chossy0
Recommend a book for me to read please, I like alternative comedy and I really liked perfume.
- paraselene0
chossy i've been hollerin' barthalme at you for a while now. get _seven dwarves_ and get stuck in. i'm also trying to forcefeed everyone nicholson baker at the moment. you'd probably like _vox_ or _the mezzanine_.
- ********0
i need something to read too.
- chossy0
I will go get one of these things you call 'books' today.
- vespa0
gawd i had to skip through bits of american psycho (you know the bits i'm talking about) and i NEVER do that.
*whimpers at thought of last fifth of grits
- paraselene0
buck up, young lady, you can do it! nevermind my doomsday predictions.
- ********0
You think Grits is bad. Have a go at Sheepshagger.
You sheepshaggers bad then have a go at Kelly and Victor.
Nae right that one. nae right.
- soda0
in future can someone please announce in the PBS where yous are all at.
I had to look through that USvsChina thread on my search and I really don't want to be doing that too often.
- paraselene0
good morning, soda.
*waves
i'm not gonna post nothin' in the pbs. no way, jose. people will start calling me a spammer and throwing fruit at me.
- scarabin0
someone give me an amazon link to this book so i can buy it
and to whatever else you reccommend
- soda0
hey Para!
*Waves a special wave back.
Is this the book y'all are talking about? Looks fab and right up your end of the street too Para:
- scarabin0
i'd be beaten up if i were caught carrying that thing
- paraselene0
kark!
i did all the links and then googled in my nt window. boo. off to a meeting, i'll do it later, scare.
- paraselene0
lol soda! yup, yup, that's me guide to growing up a laydee.
- scarabin0
thanks, paraselene
- chossy0
good luck with the pitch paraselene
- vespa0
hehee yea that's it soda, it's hardcore ay