Women..I just don't get it
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lol me too
- buddylee0
Boz, let's do the Biltmore tonight. I don't think I'll be able to do the tennis thing. Being that I just woke up and I still need to take care of my Impala stuff and other things.
- sureshot0
boz....dude
find out were she lives..
get yoself a guitar..and sing a lovely moonlight serenade at her window.
you know.. some of that real smooth acoustic shit.
BAM! your in!
- Boz0
i'll give you a call Carlito in a few
- ********0
i smell testosteron
- ********0
i smell unwashed penises
- eficks0
have a shower dinky
- sureshot0
i smell unwashed penises
MrDinky
(Jul 10 05, 14:36)unfortunaly I've never smelled unwashed penises myself..
but, I can imagine its a F 'up penetrant odor which will beats cat piss fo schnitzel.
- ********0
forget about her, find a different one
- ********0
So you're an importer-exporter, Jaz?
shaft
(Jul 10 05, 13:10)yes. JPG's and African Women
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totsiens
JazX
(Jul 10 05, 13:06)yes, and its totsinas now!
this famous Dutch movie "the lift"
was called "hijsbakkie" in south Africa..:P
sureshot
(Jul 10 05, 14:07)good to know
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haha yes hijsbakkie, that's the coolest word for an elevator.
sorry, Boz, just hoping to cheer you up a bit.
Crouwel
(Jul 10 05, 14:09)I'm assuming hijs = high and bakkie = transport of some kind. Bakkie in Afrikaans = truck or 4x4. I used to own a Bakkie and a Nomad =
See the Namibia (N) and Windhoek (W) on the plate. Ignore my old Mango Tree Garden and guest house in the back. ;)
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i smell unwashed penises
MrDinky
(Jul 10 05, 14:36)unfortunaly I've never smelled unwashed penises myself..
but, I can imagine its a F 'up penetrant odor which will beats cat piss fo schnitzel.
sureshot
(Jul 10 05, 15:48)unwashed penises, cat piss and schnitzel all in one thread!
yummy!
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i smell unwashed penises
MrDinky
(Jul 10 05, 14:36)unfortunaly I've never smelled unwashed penises myself..
but, I can imagine its a F 'up penetrant odor which will beats cat piss fo schnitzel.
sureshot
(Jul 10 05, 15:48)HAHAHAH x's 1000! ROFL ROFL! Maybe I'm drunk. but that sh*t is funny as f*ck! hahahaahhah
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jazx..
the elevator is like an "elevating box" right? that's almost a literal translation of hijs-bakkie :D
bakkie = lil box
hijs = raise, lift
- ********0
Ohhhh, interesting, so bakkie - little box in Dutch, wonder why the Afrikaaners call their trucks bakkies?
Their vans area called Kombies. It's just kombies and bakkies there. Very funny.
Me miss that place.... :(
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*how to understand the smell of unwashed penis.
1. reach in to your underpants.
2. rub your hand around your penis.
3. do not rub too much, it may create an enema
4. once your feel some moisture, you pull your hand out and smell your hand.
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Gold-Bond
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200
- ********0
200!!!!