metro this morning
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- kelpie0
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please stop leaving that in your posts mate, it's shit catchphrase ;)
- ********0
did anyone see that programme on that abartoire last night? sluaghter house or something?
facinating.
- kelpie0
aye, I've decided only to eat meat now if I hunt, catch, skin it, and butcher it myself from now on. Bring on the squirrel pie.
- kelpie0
the main throat cutter was a bit of a "character" wasn't he?
- PonyBoy0
Enter response:™
... not yet, kelpie... but I'll keep you posted when I'm done.
- kelpie0
:)
- ********0
yeah kelp, it was exactly what para and moth were trying to get into my thick head about meat.
but it was the sociological element of racist stupid northerners that interested me. I swear i worked in a factory just like that as a wee teen.
- kelpie0
yeah man, that was depressing as fuck :(
- ********0
the main throat cutter was a bit of a "character" wasn't he?
kelpie
(Jul 5 05, 03:30)haha! you can say that again!
"i got a tattoo on me arm, and that din't hurt. so i got one on me neck, and that hurt a bit. so i thought i'd get one down me spine, and that hurt like fuck. And i thought right, where else will it hurt?"
- ********0
and u haven't checked ur email have you mackenzie you gayer!
- kelpie0
ha ha, cheers mucker
:)
- chossy0
:D
hiya dudes and chicks how are we today sssshhhh I'm sneaking this post in tee hee my client is reading a magazine he ain't got no idea I'm typing this sssshhhh naughty!!
- kelpie0
CHOSSY!
- chossy0
oi sssshhhh :\
he's beginning to stir
- kelpie0
any chloroform left from the one o'clock gun operation yesterday?
- paraselene0
aw, man! i wanted to watch the abbatoire docu last night, but the crack whores were determined to see big brother *gag* so i just went to bed early instead.
by the by, simon winchester agrees with me about the thesaurus. granted, if it's used properly, i suppose it could be a genuine tool, but in the wrong hands generally just makes the user sound like one.
- kelpie0
dead good for crosswords like
- ********0
i had a look round a proper farm shop in the Lake District when I was there. We had a look in their abbatoire and they busy butchering cows. They were trimming one and bleeding another... I've never seen so much blood. Cows are pretty big too once you've spilt down the middle. The smell was incredible.
I bought some local lamb and venision fron these guys.
- kelpie0
call me a squeamish luddite, but the machines were the bit I thought turned my stomach most, the big skinning machine pulling the skin off sheep in one big pull and the weird roller thing with blades they chuck the pigs on, meh...
see I'm from the country where we all catch our own and butcher 'em in the back garden, it's a family affair, many a deer have I got stuck into in my time, oh yes...
- ********0
Saw about 10 minutes of it. Gave up. Turns out i'm a bit of a poof with things like that. Oh well.