spanish callers
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- tim5250
when people ask me questions in spanish i just say "las smatas in los flautas el fumar mota batte batte chocolatte. mmmm que bueno". they tend to leave me alone after that.
kingjulien
(Jun 27 05, 10:18)bate bate chocolate.
that's from dora the explorer.
- brandelec0
graf, i tried tricking you but failed
we all bueno?
- mitsu0
hello, boris the bullet dodger... haven't you seen snatch?
bent as the soviet sickle and hard as the hammer that crosses it
- kld0
*removes grafs organs for safe keeping.
- grafholic0
lol kyle.
- cosmo0
graf, call her up and setup a gathering with her and boris. Order chinese and see wat happens next.
- getdown1770
yeah maybe it was Boris the butcher! you let borrow your phone......
- kingjulien0
I spent some time on Revolucion Avenue in Tijuana when I was in college. Here is what I learned:
1.) If a mob of Mexican dudes surround you at a club at 6:00 am and look menacing, and you and your friend are the only white boys in there (and he's off grinding with some smata), give each one a cigarette and pretend that you're old pals. Just smile a lot and say si to everything.
2.) If you cop passes by on the street, don't make eye contact. This is crucial. Also, keep a few bills hidden in your sock.
3.) If a taxidriver quotes you $25, tell him you know it only costs $5 to get into town but you'll give him $10 if he doesn't stop first at his cousin's tire store.
4.) If a stripper brings you a joint wrapped in tinfoil, make her hit it first.
5.) When walking across the border, the only place to hide the vicodin is in your underwear.
6.) If some 18 year old white boy from San Diego State bumps into you in the bar, don't turn around, as much as you'd like to crush his skull
7.) Nobody really talks about the donkey shows. But if you have to see it, ask the dude who sells paper towels and gum in the bathrooms of the clubs. These guys know everything.
8.) If a girl takes you back to her tent to spend the night, know that her parents are in the tent next to you, and try to
keep the noise to a minimum.
9.) Don't eat anything. Ever.
10.) If you give one 4 year girl a dollar for a pack of chiclets, a pack of runts will surround you before you put your wad of money away. Therefore, although your heart will break when you see these kids out at 3:00 in the morning, just keep walking.
- ********0
hahaha, jazzy.
actually boris looked about that age in that image, but much more drunk.
grafholic
(Jun 27 05, 10:23)punch drunk hate?
- jox0
omg put your voice messages up here - somebody could translate.
- ********0
jox, we don't speak Monaconian
sorry dude
that's jibberish to us
- grafholic0
i deleted the messages..next time they call..i'll either
1)answer by saying "acapulco sushi and chinese buffet"
or
2)do not answer, let them leave a message and will upload the message.
- grayhood0
mail your cell phone to homeland security immediately.
- CaP0
graf, upload the messages!!! cool story, btw...
- ********0
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