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- kelpie0
you do run the risk of him accepting your kind offer of chocolatry though, so be prepared to end the problem with a heavy doorstop or some other handy blunt object =)
- Witt0
if you're too reply, don't get personal or enter any explanations. he'll grab the chance instantly for other mails or phone calls. Break the familiarity
be blunt, as if you don't even remeber him.
"Hello John,
I will not be able to host you around the city.
Piperdude.
- sajets_v20
Dear Pig Fucker
Fuck Off
Yours sincearly
.....You can copy/paste this template "Fuck Off" letter right now and pay later.
- designerror0
pull a jevad™ on him
FUCK OFF!
jevad
(any m/d/y, any:time)works wonders
- piperboytoy0
I have told him no in 2 emails. hopefully he will leave me alone.
please pray for me!
- -sputnik-0
no contact, no reply, nada. that would work for me. if he shows up at your office, throw a fit.
- alex_hk0
Hi Edvin!! See you sooN!
- -sputnik-0
lol
- piperboytoy0
OMG i think i'm having a heart attack. helppppp; an ;n
I'm dead, so don't visit me!
- alex_hk0
Day by day he gazed up him...
Day by day he sighed with passion...
Day by day...
- piperboytoy0
You've reached the inbox of piperboy's email. He is unable to answer you at this time. please go fuck off at the sound of the beep.
BEEP!!!!!!
- alex_hk0
i wanna lick your toes
- piperboytoy0
I haven't washed my feet in months and i've been wearing the same socks since last year.
I also don't wash my penis.
- ArtDirector0
Goodnight everybody
- sajets_v20
So whats the score. Did you write him back after the second letter and his answer? Is he still eager to come?
- shaft0
How was your trip around town?
- sajets_v20
So did he come? Any other mails?
- designerror0
*cough
- JazX0
ohh dear... so how'd that go then?
- alex_hk0
hi luverrrrrrr