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guy is nuts
so piper can you paraphrase the story so far?
tell him that you are okay with him visiting but you are in the process of moving. so he is welcome to come if he wants to help you move EVERYTHING in your apartment. don't forget to mention that you are moving to a place on the third floor of a building with no elevators.
if none of this works, just stab him in the neck with a pen whenever he comes over.
Tell him he can stay, but he must be neutered
haha, I don't think I can sum up this horrific experience in less than 3 paragraphs.
I haven't heard from this guy in over 10 yrs and he claims we are good friends. He has emailed me 7 times, even asking me to take time off work to show him and his HK friend around. He asked me how big my apartment was too. I've ignored 5 emails but repllied the last time because he found my work address online.
I replied to tell him I really don't want to see him! Hoping he'd go away, but I got a new email today from him asking the same thing but he was being accomadating and offere to eat later so I can finish my work and show him around afterwards.
that guy is a pig fucker and I hate him!
I think he might still ask. i have a gut feeling.
tell him your gfs mother just died
and you need time with her, you just found out like a few days ago, and you apologize...
write him back and say
YOU HAD ME AT HELLO...then proceed to tell him how you have been searching for him for 10 years, waiting to profess your love, and now that he has found you, you are convinced that fate will adequately lubricate your already swollen bungholes.
go get em tiger!
wow, what a dude.
i jumped into this thread late, but i hope i can contribute.
email him back and be like 'look, alex, i know i gave you the whole spiel on not being able to see you because of work and all that, but, i have to tell you the truth: ive become a swinger. i know that karen is coming down with you and ive never really gound her *that* attractive. but, now that she's coming down with you, it kind of turns me on. i'd be too tempted to just lay some pipe right in front of you. and lord have mercy if you two showed up at my office... i'd hit that and make you watch! but seriously, i've become very violent these days. dont come. elvin'
Jesus, I shouldn't have let my imagination follow these words and create an image so precise.
Now you see it too, don't you?
for all of you who didn't read the thread earlier, i've responded to him and this is what I wrote:
You obviously don't understand that I really do not have time to show you around! After working a full day and into the evenings, do you really expect me to have the energy or time to show you the sites of Banff? That is awfully rude of you and very inconsiderate! Please go buy a map.
Honestly, Banff is a very small place, since you love to travel, I am sure you will be able to find places on your own.
I work with a lot of artists so I'm not in my office too often, I really don't have time to show you my office. I don’t think it’s a good idea to drop by. Please don’t come and visit my office!
Have a nice trip.
I hope he never show up.
it's like gas on fire dude.. now he will show for sure!! ;)
do you think? i really hope now, at least I have a door, which i can close on his face.
You work with a lot of artists, he must see you. You're the only person he knows who lives their dream. He needs to touch you.
hehehe, that would be good too..
How many times can someone ignore your emails before you get the hint that they don't want you around? 1 or 2? this guy emailed 7 times already and he's wondering why I didn't respond!
jeez dude...maybe he's in love with you...like for real....