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- stem0
This thread is "turning into a different animal"
Sounds like you all need:
- Dancer0
James and Chossy, I just spat my tea "The biffin bridge" is fucking outstanding!!
My pet hates are "Can we draw a line under this"
&
"R.O (fucking) I" arghh!!
- stem0
sorry, you also need to select 'profanisaurus' from the menu, then SEARCH THE PROFANISAURUS ONLINE, then No. 2 - Fucky Dip!
- stem0
you get things like:
hoeing the HP v.
Uphill gardening (qv) on the brown sauce allotment.
- mrming0
I actually got an entry published in the Profanisaurus - that's pretty much my life's goal achieved.
- uncle_helv0
"Lets concerntrate on picking the low hanging fruit"
The marketing director at my old job said this in a meeting to this day I still don't know what it means!!
- mrming0
Like the low hanging fruit one - very cryptic! :)
- saroose0
I actually got an entry published in the Profanisaurus - that's pretty much my life's goal achieved.
mrming
(Jun 20 05, 07:43)what was it? My bother got one published...
"Helmdale"- a particularly pungent knob cheese
- stem0
Did he mean:
"Lets concerntrate on kicking the low hanging fruit" (i.e. his plums)
The marketing director at my old job said this in a meeting to this day I still don't know what it means!!
uncle_helv
(Jun 20 05, 07:43)
- mrming0
Helmdale - class!
bomb bay sapphire
A turd that's been baked in the oven for so long that it's become as hard as a precious stone,
- kelpie0
"Lets concerntrate on picking the low hanging fruit"
DANGLEBERRIES!!
Ah, back to the profanisaurus ;)
- saroose0
"i'm going to light a bum cigar"...have shit
"five minutes peace and quiet"....a blowjob from your girlfriend
"fancy a bit of thorntons tonight love?"....some back door action named after the choc company skilled in the way of the choclatier.
- stem0
Bullshit bingo...
elsmar.com/level2/Bing...
:D
uncle_helv
(Jun 20 05, 07:50)Hahaha! - I'll have to print one of these out and see how long it takes before I shout "house"
- chossy0
five minutes peice and quiet = a blow job from your girlfriend ahhhhhh lovely stuff it's funny cause it's true
- Point50
I hate the term "On the day" that they use on film sets. They said that like 4 times in a conversation I was in and I said "so we're not shooting this scene today" then one guy turned to me and said " 'On the day' is industry talk for when we do this shot"... I looked and felt like a moron
- Point50
and I thought the space between your balls and your ass was the taint:
t'ain't the balls and t'ain't the ass!
- SteveJobs0
Hey gang, how is everyone? Just wanted to touch base with everyone and get some project updates. I think it's important to have some forward-thinking, end-to-end strategies in place so that we can better set our customers expectations. This out of the box approach is a proven paradigm in strong team- player led busines ecosystems. What we're looking for here is repurposing our core business, rethinking our infrastructures implementation and deploying new high-level, customer-driven solutions. This proactive mindset will take us to the next level, in terms of pushing our mission-critical deliverables down the pipeline.
Folks, this has been a great pow-wow. Glad to see we're all on the same page! Let's have a great go-get-'em day today!
- chossy0
steve jobs I am pumped man lets do this thing wooooo
- BonSeff0
nice stevejobs,
'repurposing our core business'
wtf?!