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- lowimpakt0
"horizon scanning"
- foreign0
this online bank i'm with, http://www.20twenty.com, has this really annoying "wired warriors" at their callcentre. i think they get trained to be hip, using terms like "just keeping you in the loop.." and they're always so fucking happy.
- kelpie0
that's cos they have them on a crack drip.
- lowimpakt0
chirac and schroder boned each other in a broom cupboard at the European commission offices
- lowimpakt0
ooooops wrong thread!!!!!!!!!!!!
- vespa0
vespa - If I known you were having an emoment I could have emotised at you - damn! Brand exposure opportunity missed.
mrming
(Jun 20 05, 07:01)nah mrming yer emotivational technique is second to none don't you worry pet
i had to restrain myself from stabbing some bloke with a pencil at a party a few months ago when he couldn't stop talking like a marketeer at a social gathering. i told him his language was pissing me off and he thanked me for highlighting the issue and said he'd take a look at it and reassess. gunt!
- chossy0
When I was new to all this fancy language some guy said can I get that by the end of play, and I said when is that? he said well you know end of play and I said what tape is playing I am not playing a tape for you and he said well at the end of the day and I said oh right about 6pm then.
- foreign0
"drop me a line when you're done"
"ima a fucking dropkick this phone if you don't stop calling me"
- Engage_London0
gunt is the best word in the world ever! and its description ever.
- chossy0
in the same league as barse and shart perhaps??
- Engage_London0
ooh.. what do they mean?
- vespa0
gunt is the best word in the world ever! and its description ever.
Engage_London
(Jun 20 05, 07:14)heheeee it's SO MEAN isn't it?
- chossy0
bit between balls and arse =barse
fart and do a little bit of a shit =shart
- Engage_London0
hahahahah!!! shart is brilliant... I always thought the bit between balls and arse was 'no mans land'
..I have a friend who calls the ladies version 'the biffin bridge!'
- saroose0
"let's hit the ground running on this one"
aaargh
- BonSeff0
the president of one of the companies I work for has a few classics.
She calls a logo a 'bug'
i need you to create a bug
or look at this great bug..and in regards to type treatment in a layout,
she asks that we 'font it up'
i still don;t know what the hell that meansand if she wants me to email a picture to someone, she asks if I can jpeg that image over to so&so
- vespa0
hahaaaaaaaa chossy you're killling me today!
- vespa0
a bug or dog is a logo on the telly. eg the channel brand in the corner.
- chossy0
there is nothing funnier in this world than The biffin bridge oh dear me I like that sooo much thank you engage for bringing that gem into my life :D
- stem0
Hey, this is all "word-of-mouse"
chossy - shart, basre...
Hahaha!