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- spendogg0
If cali snapped off into the ocean - everything west of the rockies would be under water or destroyed.
- ********0
..."Snap" "Crackle" and "Pop" were real and their odd cereal language is the secret code thet the US Military uses to communicate? Just like using Navajo in WW2...
- ********0
all the chinese are planning to jump and thump the ground on New Year's Eve 2006.
A massive wave will flood most parts of the world. Their plan is to attack directly by sea the Swiss pocket knife industry.
- benfal990
the plan is to emerge all the oceans and sink all the ground.
its gonna shake
- ********0
yeah..what's up with that whole Swiss pocket knife thing anyway? And why are they so oddly compelling? And how come the toothpick always gets lost?
- benfal990
the toothpick is a GPS, so loose it, its good. otherwise they follow you.
- benfal990
Google is Big Brother
http://www.google-watch.org/bigb…
- ********0
the toothpick is a GPS, so loose it, its good. otherwise they follow you.
benfal99
(Jun 20 05, 08:52)
---------------------AHAHAH!
Great one.
- ********0
So then do the tweezers do? I always thought they were a primitive rabbit-eared antenae gps thingmabob...
- ********0
i've always suspected that little magnifier thing. but maybe it's just for finding the toothpick.
- ********0
i'm holding out for the swiss army dildo.
replace the blades with retractable dildos and you know what i mean.
i'm working on the trademark now. i think women will really dig it.
- kld0
* grabs longboard
- ********0
swiss army dildo? now you are just talking crazy.
how many times a woman or man accidently pulled out their swiss army knife only to have their dildo pop up by mistake. emberessing situtation.
i am working on a patent for dildo case made of hair spray can. you can spray your hair and pop a dildo out and pleasure your self at your own hidden lesuire.
for men, i am making one hidden in a shaving cream can.
- ********0
that's nice but the tough swiss knife owners never shave.
in fact, the toughest swiss knife owners are recruited to the Eremit Indian Army HQ in the outskirts of Katmandou.
There were some sattelite pictures posted on the MI5 website but somehow the link has misteriouly disappeared.