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...all these eartchquakes in California are part of a super secret military industrial complex/Republicanconspiracy to dump California into the sea, ensuring that one of the largest liberal states in the US, along with all it's eco-friendly and liberal media creating citizens gets "disappeared"...
Please. Let me hear your favorite conspiracy theories...
- -kappa-0
That a plane did not actually crash into the Pentagon and the moon landing was faked.
These are just 2 I subscribe to.
- chossy0
my current favourite is that beautiful women don't exist they are made in a factory somewhere miles away from me and they are created with the sole intention of getting people like me to buy more porn.....
- stem0
TheTick
Your posts always make me chuckle...
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Thanks stem. Not sure if you're real though. I mean, maybe the aliens created you just to make me feel sane in this simulation they have placed me into...
{..searching for tin foil...}
- kelpie0
will everyone please leave my tin foil hat alone?! I can feel the radiowaves, they may get me to do bad things, it's not funny :(
- ********0
i heard that America is a vast open country of plains and mountains and snow but no one lives there.
it's an imense hologram created by a pervert old jew in Prague to sell radioactive hamburgers made out of half-chewed pangolim and nuclear waste from french powerplants.
- ********0
Witt, if I may correct you it's actually completely chewed pangolim...
PS - what the hell is pangolim?
- ********0
it's half chewed coz i got some scales the other day:
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What are those things!! Oh my god!!! Those things are like a walking conspiracy!
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I blame Arnold S.
- lowimpakt0
conspiracies huh.....
halliburton are making money in guantanamo bay.
actual that is true.
- ********0
And furthermore, this thread has scientific connections.
Now the plate tectonics responsible for this event are very interesting. Seismic data shows...
*blah blah blah shutup JazX!
- benfal990
we are not really living.
we are the dream of someone somewhere, and he's no human.
- lowimpakt0
he?
- ********0
Forget the tinfoil hats kiddies - get tinfoil bags and hit the malls:
- honest0
the SARS virus was the alternate storyline from MI:2 which had a sad ending.
Hayfever was a condition created by Governments to get the public to buy drugs from companies used by the Governements as fronts to get more cash for evil things
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Hillary Clinton is really the Presiden of the USA
- lowimpakt0
hillary clinton has two penises
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Hillary Clinton is really a lesbi..oh wait..nevermind..