PVN Anthology IV
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- paraselene0
* tries to get head around 'basket of water' concept.
* fails.
Nairn
(Mar 9 07, 07:11)
- Milan0
whats a noob?
cacoe
(Mar 9 07, 08:30)it's what young girls sprout on their chests.
emecks
(Mar 9 07, 08:31)
- version30
qruise-
why not push the "design page" button yrself if it's so durn easy?
barbtastic
(Mar 9 07, 09:44)
- e-pill0
haha, I'm 20. I've grown up at NT, which is scary. Like, I started here at the age of 16.
Jaline
(Mar 9 07, 16:10)
- _salisae_0
Yeah, cause we all know PHD candidates and their hunt for gainful employment to pay off their massive student loans rule the world. Yup. Ginat massive conspiracy by them.
Nope. Not the giant energy sector. Couldn't be them. Nope. It's not like they have a direct line to the White House or anything. Yup.
God, why was I so blinded by those evil Scientists. Oh thank you so much you Neo-Con apologists for opening my eyes. I will email address for you to send me my brown armband. Any other perks for joining the club? Can I call Hillary "unhinged" now? Do I get "I Heart Rush" bumper stickers or something for free? Do I get a crack at those hot repressed Republican MILFS? Do I get to criticize poor kids for having to join the army 'cause they can't cut it in the "real world" and keep my own kids safe at home, getting drunk. joining fraternities and going to support the war rallies?
God I am PSYCHED!!!
TheBlueOne
(Mar 12 07, 06:33)
- OSFA0
I love ganging up on ppl with e-pill.
cosmo
(Mar 12 07, 09:52)
- version30
get off the cross we need the wood.
morilla
(Mar 12 07, 10:24)
- cosmo0
lame... go wash up, twit... Mardi Gras 1982 called and said 'take a shower'.
PonyBoy
(Mar 12 07, 10:51)shh, he just came out of the closet.
JSK
(Mar 12 07, 10:54)
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what are you talking about?!!*puts on leotards, stockings and belly t-shirt... flips on Madonna and starts exercising
PonyBoy
(Mar 12 07, 10:57)
- maxB0
i don't give a shit. mrdobolinas quote has to be preserved cause it's a real piece of work.
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You status quo motherfuckers deserve autistic kids.
mrdobolina
(Mar 12 07, 10:09)
- PonyBoy0
Reminds me of this story:
The new plasma screen..
Ok so as a first post, I may as well regail something upon you all that, though didn't involve my nether regions personally.. still leaves a lasting mark in my mind.A while ago, my parents were proud to be the new owners of a brand spanking new Hitatchi 60" Flatpanel TV. Naturally you weren't allowed within breathing distance of it for a while.. but all was about to change when I went downstairs one night..
So there I was, 2:34am, I went downstairs to get a cold drink on such a hot night and heard a muffled screeching laughter comming from the living room.. I walk in to find my brother crying with laughter into a pillow while his friend Hulio proceeded to press his spam javelin up against the new screen, specifically aimed at Cameron Diaz's face. Not realising how incredibly hot the screen can get, he ended up with 2nd degree burns on his bellend and cried for almost half an hour. I went to bed and left an aching Hulio holding a bag of mashed potato Shepards Pie mix on his todger to cool the burning. I woke up the next morning to find my mother cleaning the living room.. and she let out a tut saying "Somebody's got their sticky mits on my new telly!". I knew instantly that this was Hulio's burnt skin and penis juice burnt on the screen, and she was so innocently none the wiser that she proceeded to wipe it off with her hand. I fell to the floor with a sickened laughter, almost wretching I made it to the toilet and hurled for England, when asking me what was wrong I told her I'd felt ill all night and was getting the rest out of my system, I hadn't the heart to tell her what was stuck to her hand.
A few hours later I smell dinner cooking, I go downstairs to investigate and low and behold, what's cooling on the side? Shepards fucking pie.
Moral of that story is, always, always tell your mother she's just wiped up cock juice.
harlequino
(Mar 12 07, 12:11)
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best story..... EVR.
- e-pill0
you should've run him over with a vehicle.
Jaline
(Mar 12 07, 18:37)
- grunttt0
bolus +1
QBN
(Mar 13 07, 04:48)
- ********0
Viacom needs to chill out and watch an episode of Joy of Painting with Bob Ross on YouTube.
moural
(Mar 13 07, 09:08)
- gramme0
i think you owe your wife an apology
BonSeff
(Mar 8 07, 11:48)
- ********0
dobo, off topic but do you have that 2live crew track that says get the fuck out my house bitch?
BonSeff
(Mar 14 07, 12:11)
- k0na_an0k0
what does qbn stand for?
seriously.
play
(Mar 16 07, 09:00)quit being n00b
mayo
(Mar 16 07, 09:01)HAHHHAHAH!
- e-pill0
i was afraid it's nsfw... i know *I* am
barbtastic
(Mar 16 07, 11:43)
- e-pill0
fuck off
jevad and jox
(Mar 16 07, 13:41)
jox
(Mar 16 07, 13:42)
- e-pill0
WHy woudl you come somewhere and then just fucking bitch about the layout? wtf cockclown - go somewhere else and quit bitching already
jevad
(Mar 16 07, 13:50)
- e-pill0
cocojanne walk away.
QBN
(Mar 16 07, 14:09)