Vespa, Para and Onedotzero
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- Kes0
i felt i've missed out a pivotal moment in NT people's relationships with each other.
And i'd totally ra-ta-tat-tap paraselene's ass
- Kes0
I just heard kuz popping wood from here...
soda
(Jun 2 05, 09:10)you hear right. It's really difficult hiding my love/enfatuation for her when she's right there up close with me, being all ellie.
*swoon
- paraselene0
aw...
- determinedmoth0
Least you got a drink kuz.
ok ok.
That's the last of my bitching.
I'll be back in here tomorrow selling rainbows and bottle of cheer.
- paraselene0
somehow i doubt it, moth! we need you to be our resident joe btsflk!
- ribit0
*crawls into thread
guess I have to work on my hand-signals-when-drunk... that was the Australian hunting signal for "look a portaloo, at last!"
- soda0
ha!
sorry we lost you ribit!And nice post Vespa, I do remember having a passionate conversation with you about how interactive tv has ruined the purity and beauty of ceefax!
- paraselene0
hey, ribit! you're alive!
portaloos? i don't remember any portaloos. but i don't remember lots of things, to be fair.
gotta love the drunken passionate nt conversations! vespa is a goddamned goddess!
- vespa0
haha, you geek soda!
(she says checking the weather on her ceefax widget)
- soda0
I am also having really embarassing flashbacks about revealing very personal information about myself while mounting a lion in traf. square.
Please delete all knowledge of the above, particularly any references to my first sexual experience..
- vespa0
HAHAHAAAAAA i forgot about that! What on earth made you thing of that whilst straddling a lion?!
- paraselene0
oh, no! of all the bloody things in the world to black out, why the hell have i lost soda's virginity story? damnation!
- Kes0
I lost my virginity in a tent in the Lake distric, whilst doing my Duke of Edinburgh award scheme. It smelt of cow pat.
- kelpie0
heartwarming, kes...
- Kes0
So she were in a two man tent with her mate, and i went in there, and you know, start getting all kissingy and stuff. So her mate felt propa awkward like, so she gets out, and dunno where she went offta. So it's just me and 'er in't sweaty tent, and i'm touchin er all up. And then she reaches for me knob, dirty mare. Anway, i think ay up lad, i think she wants it. And she did an all.
smelt of cow pat.
- determinedmoth0
Duke of Edinburgh award scheme huh? I always wondered what that was all about. Nice award.
- Kes0
aye, but i neva completed it mind. U had to do all this community service malarky. I thought, if they want me to go around helpin old folks in their homes, well they can fuck right off!I dare say i got summat outta it.
- paraselene0
heh. that was good n' funny, kuz. cow pat.
lol, i just reread what you wrote yesterday, vespa. pierre et gilles beefcake sailors -- i wish!
cuban men, mate, sheesh. i used to take my friend karl to the beach (he's four) and the cuban fellahs would be all "hey, baby, is that your little mulatto?" and i'd say, "erm, well, no" and they'd say, "gimme five minutes and i'll make you an even prettier one."
!
- Kes0
what were you doing out gallavanting with a four year old????!!!!!
Kilroy!
- kelpie0
100!!