Vespa, Para and Onedotzero
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- determinedmoth0
You should hear Para's tale about her Dad and the car he sold.
That's classic.
- paraselene0
hi, honey, i'm home!
gonna go read teh thread now.
x,
- vespa0
she lives!
- kelpie0
Shit, I just gave him a seious response. I feel dirty. Sorry kelpie.
skt
(Jun 2 05, 07:37)nae worries mate ;) a good point well made that was.
wot a patronising cock that guy is.
- soda0
i'm really in a bad way. i have to do tai chi tonight and i know i'll chunder half way through a swimming dragon....
- determinedmoth0
If you were my honey you'd be in big trouble.
- soda0
If you were my honey you'd be in big trouble.
determinedmoth
(Jun 2 05, 07:46)moth are you from alabama too???
I now have a mental image of you waiting by the door wearing a wife beater and cracking your knuckles..
- paraselene0
i am absolutely, categorically and emphatically NOT from alabama. fucken shit-kickers out there...
i'm so hungover. that doesn't even sound plaintive when i say it. my voice has a tone akin to surprise, as in:
"i didn't know a head wound could bleed so much."
i'm shocked at how hungover i am.
"noh, mah'am, ah dinnni ge'me wallet STOHLN, ah shtoopdly, drunktlddy LAHST'T"
uf.
- determinedmoth0
i feel fine.
- vespa0
haha it was worth it tho right doll?
i'm just happy i finally got to hear about the cuban sailors who redeemed you from an accidental swim in the harbour by linking all their belts together to form a buckled rescue chain.
in my mind it's all camp and glam like a pierre et gilles scene, pouting bronzed sailors with their pants falling down to save you!
- paraselene0
btw, soda, you are the best paean writer i've ever met. will you write my obituary when the time comes? i need a sandwich. and then i'm gonna read that chav thread. *shudder and then i'm gonna transcribe my notes!
- paraselene0
ha! soda's all 'how about those turkish sailors?' and i'm like 'snap, kid! what you talkin' bout, willis' and then he goes 'you know, when you fell into that river.' 'shit, dawg, i ain't never been in no river in turkey.'
etcetera
- Kes0
soda, did you get to go for number 2 at any point in the nite?
- Kes0
and what have you guys done with ribit?
- paraselene0
that's a damn good question, kuz. where is that kid?
we were sat on the dablammed lions at trafalgar square at 4am eating cold nasty chips, right?
- Kes0
more to the point... did soda have his shit??!!!!
- determinedmoth0
damn you all.
i really could've done with an all-nighter.
- paraselene0
aw, moth. there'll be more, i'm sure.
kuz, if soda had his shit he most certainly didn't tell us about it.
okay and not to split hairs or anything and i can't really speak for vespa and i really don't want to turn this into that kind of thread but, you know, just for the record i'd like to point out that, well, and please don't comment or anything, i'm just saying that i'm not only the best female company to be had with one's clothes on, is all. i mean, i'm a tiger in the sack. so, just so that there's no misunderstandings on that score.
- soda0
Kuz.
No, it waiting until this morning.
Boy did it wait.
And moth you were asked.
Gayer.
Para you are more than welcome, I can't believe I managed something so articulate before I collapsed into a heap of steaming drunkness.Yep we did sit on the lions at gawd knows what time, ribit hopped off before we got to the club and managed to distract us with a drop of his shoulder and a 'look at that!' point.
Twas the last we saw of him...
- soda0
okay and not to split hairs or anything and i can't really speak for vespa and i really don't want to turn this into that kind of thread but, you know, just for the record i'd like to point out that, well, and please don't comment or anything, i'm just saying that i'm not only the best female company to be had with one's clothes on, is all. i mean, i'm a tiger in the sack
paraselene
(Jun 2 05, 09:05)para
I just heard kuz popping wood from here...